Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2023

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    A prospectus is nothing more than a " brag sheet "

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    Yep, it sounds soooo easy if you don’t have to do it yourself.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    I believe everything she says – she should be the CEO of some company or other.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Wonder exactly who she is channeling today. Could it be . . .! Hmmmm.

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    John M  almost 2 years ago

    Just do as Musk – buy one and insist your name is put on list of founders

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Just make sure you let prospective donors know that your “funding” is “secured”.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    Putting the car before the horse?

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    FGWaiss  almost 2 years ago

    Wiley should really get permission (or try to) to get Danae to meet Calvin.

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    bmckee  almost 2 years ago

    Well strictly speaking Tesla wasn’t started by “that guy who wants to go to Mars.” It was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Elon Musk just bought a ton of shares in the company and erased them from the official history of the company. He does that.

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    Get a gimmick, go on tik-tok and youtube. You’ll be rolling in dough.

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    nednewbie  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, you don’t need to start a new car company. You just need to buy a car company. With money from your parent(s).

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    bbbmorrell  almost 2 years ago

    doing his math homework would have helped him before he bought twitter

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    proclusstudent  almost 2 years ago

    Ah, the art of pump and dump.

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    Interventor12  almost 2 years ago

    Keep it up girl. Might be a popup tent on the sidewalk in your future.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe a Chinese balloon company.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    actually horses on Mars would be good for Earth too

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    pheets  almost 2 years ago

    I am all for horses on Mars… getting there tho, will be costly and problematic, not without adventure and terrour… trust me.

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    alexius23  almost 2 years ago

    Elena Musk?

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    just an aside: Tesla was incorporated as Tesla Motors, Inc. on July 1, 2003, by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. You-know-who had nothing to do with it.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    Doing math homework makes you think better…

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Makes sense. What else are you going to drive? The horses will be too busy scrounging for food

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    pathamil  almost 2 years ago

    A car company would be good. Gives her more horsepower…

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Anyone who treats Musk as a hero definitely needs counseling. More so when it’s a kid, becauze there’s a higher chance the counseling will work.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    A grand plan, Danae!

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    blah_duh  almost 2 years ago

    That reminds me of a guy in high school 20 years ago. He was failing math class and the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he got out of college. He said he wanted to be an engineer, but he hates math. The teacher couldn’t stop laughing. The principal was walking by and came in. The teacher showed him the kid’s last test score and the principal slowly shook his head and said, “Don’t hold your breath. MIT won’t be calling.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 2 years ago

    Little Elon, that could be a comic strip.

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    ZarPaulus  almost 2 years ago

    Elon didn’t, he started an e-finance company and sold it, then bought a car company

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    moondog42 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She’s got it wrong. You have to inherit a fortune based on your family’s investment in apartheid gem mining, then buy into a big tech startup, THEN buy into a car company that already existed and declare yourself the creator.

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    Curiosity Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Named ‘Horsela’?

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry Danae, first you need to be born into wealth, then buy someone else’s rising car company.

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    jhawkaero  almost 2 years ago

    Funny how Musk was such a hero to liberals until he came out in favor of free speech. Now his fomer admirers who despise one of the core principles of the Enlightenment all jump over themselves to show how they hate him. . .

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    Why did they call it ABBOTT AND COSTELLO GO TO MARS when they actually went to Venus?

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