Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2023

I’ve never seen Wiz like that!!

Wonder what he’s got against geese.

Watching geese flying, is poultry in motion.

Calm down, what have the geese done to you?

I don’t get it and I don’t find it funny.

Why a goose?

It’s within the experimental error of the wand.

Why is he so angry? Is it because they are geese (and he hates geese)? Or that he now realizes they are not cute little ducks (which he loves)?

Or is it just the fact that he was wrong?

Or that his wife pointed out that he was wrong?

As a French, I don’t mind either or. They both make excellent fois gras!And once Wiz is done, looks like they’ll be able to enjoy excellent “oie rôtie”…

Displaying a bit of overreaction, aren’t we, Wiz?

Xenophobe

Maybe he was goosed too many times.

I’m really enjoying the various comments, where people display their various foibles.

Today’s comic is OK, no matter which way you take it. Nothing to get excited about. (Or laugh about, unfortunately).

The confusion and hostility about the strip — and about the comments — are funnier.

I believe Wiz is irritated with his wife for correcting him, as she likely has many times. I lived with someone who did that to me. The marriage lasted 17 years but one day I couldn’t take it anymore and left. I totally get Wiz’s reaction.

Soooo, lets play duck duck goose!

oh, this is gonna be very entertaining. :D

He mad because he thinking how great duck tastes after being roasted in the oven, Roasted geese is not the same. I have a pond and I used plastic Trumpeter Sawn floating on the water to keep the geese away. Doesn’t effect the ducks. Yip yip yip yip yip

Geese must be punished!

for eating I prefer duck to goose

I prefer beef over either one.

“Man protecting son from angry goose gets ticket”:

https://fox59.com/news/man-protecting-son-from-angry-goose-gets-ticket/

His inner self want to zap her into next week…LOL

She has typically called him Wiz not Hon. Shows how the strip has changed.

Wiz I feel the same way about geese (yes the irony is not lost on me, ppl) after all the “evidence” they leave behind of their presence

I’m trying my best to keep the geese out of my pond. They make a horrible mess.

I once worked for a company that had a retention pond near the entrance, and we had geese in the pond during migrations.

Not only can geese be mean and attack you, they make quite a mess doing what comes naturally.

Vile creatures

Wizard, you know perfectly well that straightening us out and correcting us is one of our wives’ primary responsibilities.

One which they do exceedingly well, I am instructed to tell.

Canadian Geese sounds better than Canada Goose but if you have any around, you will know why he’s not happy. Where I work they are all over, but they don’t bother me as they are used to me now and sometimes they come up and honk at you and hope you have better food.

Now they are duckies……

He is preparing to cook the geese.

Little League baseball season is fast approaching. Pretty soon we’ll hear “Ducks on the pond!”.

Zappa could have written a song,

“I am the slime from the goosey-poo,

Eatin’ all your grass and pooping it too."

OK! What did you do with Parker & Hart?? …

FYI for some of you: It is the CANADA goose, not CANADIAN goose.

I used to work on the Sears complex near Chicago in the late 80s. It was a beautiful area. Several ponds and scenic walkways. Trouble was the geese. Poop everywhere. It was disgusting. I left for another job for about a decade but then came back. Somehow they had gotten rid of all the guess and the area was just beautiful. I understand Wiz’s anger.