Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 01, 2023

You should have worked on those words in your room Hammie. You just gave mom a heart attack.

“Playground vocabulary.” I remember those days. It’ll be even worse in middle school, Wanda.

Even more of a learning experience…

But does he know what they mean?

If you watch the average streaming show, nothing’s going to shock you. I still appreciate the FCC and their bleeps. I can at least tolerate the late night shows.

what constitutes as “playground vocabulary”, Hamish MacPherson?

I never had to do recess homework

Important work

Quite a list, Mom!

With that command of language, he’s ready for the Navy.

When I was in 3rd grade & already very unpopular, I saw that someone had written “F*** you [my first & last name]”. After being impressed with them being able to spell my last name, I puzzled over that first word. I walked up to my friend Tammy, who was more “sophisticated” than I was, and – forgetting modulation – asked loudly, “Tammy…what does ‘F***’ mean?” Tammy jumped & started emphatically shushing me, informing me that that was a “bad word”. From that day to this, I’ve never used the word…she kind of scared it out of me!

Never sware in front of Mom and Dad

Gordon Ramsey uses it once every other word it seems

Looks like a helicopter mom crashed and burned.

And they said that little children can’t use complex words.

Great shades of “Christmas Story”.

Mom went overboard, again.

Old Hiram’s goat…was feeling fine…ate three red shirts…right off the line…..naughtiest playground song when I was a kid

How teachers get a bad reputation….

Third panel.

LOL funny

Hammie’s initial comment is enough to shock anyone.

Alas, poor Wanda. Tune in tomorrow to see if Darryl can hack it as a single dad.

my girlfriend at the time had learned a lot of her english vocabulary from me and i’m sure that my mother never forgot the dinner at which the girlfriend turned to her, smiled, and said, “this is really good sh*t”…

Oh dear, has it gotten that bad at THAT age now?

Haha! XD When I was in 6th grade a friend & I made up an alphabetical list of every curse word we knew!