Close to Home by John McPherson for March 01, 2023

ummm…I’m pretty sure that is not how it works…

No i don’t think so.

You demonstrate going down the slope that way first

Who’s the little angry dude with the club?

Rutt-row.

Now he needs rabbit ears and a fluffy tail and he’ll be set for the bunny slopes.

Er…learn WHAT…?

Trust me, video of this will be trending on the internet later today.

I don’t think they’re K-Tel Super Slider Snow Skates; they look more like K-Tel Mini Skis.

crawl, walk, run, ski?

His butt is in the air and she has a SHARP ski pole. I can see him going down the hill…REAL fast.

Careful with that pole there, Agnes!

Try and tell me this isn’t a segue to a Rodney Carrington Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMumMeljP9s

She treats him like a dog!

Oy. Idts

Ah, yes, the doggie style method! Popular in Greece!

Yoga skiing.

It’s how Dr. Zoidberg skis, in 3012

Yeah but his lower back though

Skis for learners…

Good thing that’s a female instructor…

Oooooooooooooooooh! Bleeb’s in a Bond movie! Hiya Little Alien Dude! Curses upon you, Dalcon! :)

Makes since … you’re closer to the ground when you fall … and there will be lots and lots of falls.

Good and evil! Just like people now. Doesn’t matter what ever the sex, color, nationality or religion. There’s good and bad. Usually the people with power are bad or evil!

Here’s a question ❓❓ Why is it that power corrupts? What is the expression? Absolute power, corrupts absolutely!

Low profile skiing. There will be less wind resistance.

Downward dog, yoga on the slopes.

I see Bleeb is riding back down, must have forgot his skis.

Wait … TWO Bleebs?

Easier to recover from arse3 over teakettle with all four skis

Not as far to fall…..

I’d still wipe out