Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 09, 2023

The commissioner might make things worse.

Hey P Patty: “Caveat Emptor”. Serves you right for trying to rip off Chuck.

I forgot that she called him a horse thief. grin

Way to go Snoopy.

Bowie Kuhn, at that time.

Put your foot down Patty, Snoopy sure can’t!

Good point there. You don’t want to misspell Snoopy’s name as Scooby – Doo yeah?

Snopy? snoppy? Snoopy!!!!!!!

CB never agreed to trade you anything, Patty.

Charlie Brown never wanted the trade in the first place. You were not listening, lady.

It’ sad isn’t it Peppermint Patty. When reality intrudes into your private Universe, isn’t it.

Why a horse thief?

Looking ahead… Snoopy sued for sexual harassment.

Poor Charlie Brown always being pushed over and never heard.

Just as I thought. Patty would blame Charlie for her stupidity. Charlie needs to stay away from this girl at all costs. She is certifiably nuts.

Hey – you pushed the trade, girl…

Yep. She earned this one. Funny thing is, the outcome won’t change for Charlie either way; his team always loses.

Of course he cheated you. It’s not like you cut him off when he was trying to explain things.

And you traded him a player that doesn’t like baseball. Sounds pretty even to me.

Hey, hey! YOU’RE the one who tried to swindle Chuck by trading a player you know very well doesn’t like baseball!

Heard Sidney Powell is looking for new clients.

That should prove an interesting conversation.

Peppermint Patty is burned! The pushy thing!

Snoopy in panel two: try saying that 5 times real fast.

I forgot those kids didn’t have any tonsils

Predictable Peppermint Patty

Make sure you spell his breed right. B-E-A-G-L-E, not B-E-A-G-E-L.

Sorry, Patty. This is your fault. You were insistant, and didn’t give “Chuck” a chance to explain.

[CLICK!]

“A deal is a deal is a deal.”

[CLICK!]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

And don’t forget the torn rotator cuff

that is why they have to pass medical exams to be traded today – PP made sure that was law after contacting the commish – JK

Horse thievery is still a hanging offense in some states

Love the positivity of Snoopy. No wonder he remains the favorite beagle till date.

What’s the Commissioner’s address?

That’s what happens when you FORCE someone who doesn’t play baseball onto someone, dear Patty! K A R M A

One might say “She had it come -in!” Think the movie Chicago.

Poor Patty. She just can’t get a break, but Snoopy did.

No Peppermint Patty, you are the horse theif. He never agreed to a trade in the first place. And you didn’t let him say a thing.

another victim

Better yet, be sure you spell YOUR name right, Peppermint Patty!

That’s what Peppermint Patty gets for not listening. She often makes rash decisions without listening.

Should’ve made the trade contingent on his passing a physical Patty. You’re stuck with him.

Not necessarily. You never gave him a chance to tell you about Snoopy’s broken foot, Patty! You never do!

You should have asked to see him first. Also, you never asked if Snoopy was injured. Your fault!!!!

He tried to warn you. You just don’t know how to listen.