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For once, Calvin is meeting Susie at the bus stop with a completed assignment (even if it’s a competition entry, it still counts) and not just trying to rip out an actual road sign from the side of the road at the last moment.
The winner of the competition will be announced in Thursday’s strip. That is a really brilliant strip even by Calvin and Hobbes standards with an unusual view of Hobbes.
…Or you should just be more careful, because otherwise, you’re gonna be sitting in a boiler, becoming lunch. All that just because you didn’t listen to Calvin’s Traffic Safety Poster.
Susie always seems at least mildly happy to see Calvin at first, and to assume their interaction will be normal. You’d think she’d have learned by now.
In second grade, I learned that when walking on a roadway that doesn’t have a designated space for pedestrians, you walk on the LEFT side of the road. It’s amazing to me that most of the walkers in my neighborhood (who have advanced degrees) never learned that. They must have been so smart they skipped second grade.
When I was 5 years old, I saw a playmate hit by a car while I was waiting at a bus stop. It was definitely his fault; he ran directly into the path of a car on a highway while playing “chase”. He was young and OK after six months in a body cast. It made a very strong impression on me about safety. It’s too bad everyone cannot learn from someone else’s experience.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
Maybe Calvin used a meat sauce to be more realistic.
codycab almost 2 years ago
He wanted to use ketchup but that was probably too easy.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 2 years ago
Good thing he didn’t use actual blood.
C almost 2 years ago
Nice touch
Robin Harwood almost 2 years ago
This poster is sounding better and better. Good punchy slogan, and strong illustration.
snsurone76 almost 2 years ago
I hope ABC (Anyone But Calvin) wins first prize.
In fact, I’d be happy if Hobbes wins! After all, he did all the work!!
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In any good work of art, texture is paramount.
su43dipta almost 2 years ago
For once, Calvin is meeting Susie at the bus stop with a completed assignment (even if it’s a competition entry, it still counts) and not just trying to rip out an actual road sign from the side of the road at the last moment.
Calvinist1966 almost 2 years ago
The winner of the competition will be announced in Thursday’s strip. That is a really brilliant strip even by Calvin and Hobbes standards with an unusual view of Hobbes.
tremaine53 almost 2 years ago
Oh, I don’t know. It DOES have a certain ring to it.
Who, me? almost 2 years ago
Susie has a pleasant smile on her face when she greets Calvin. I don’t know how she does it.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Genuine road kill, Suzy, and I’m sorry your cat is missing.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
It’s for shock value….
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Like Cal’s idea but know it won’t float. Too direct.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Susie, rule number 2 in journalism: If it bleeds, it leads.
Rule number 1: Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
rshive almost 2 years ago
It’s as close to blood as Calvin could find.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 2 years ago
Also mothers assist daughters by saying do you need help with anything, fathers assist sons by saying go do your homework!
royq27 almost 2 years ago
Sounds like the old Drivers Ed movies showing all the accidents and indicating dead folks.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Very avant garde. (Which usually means ick)
KEA almost 2 years ago
If I had been his teacher I’d have probably given him an A+, but then, most of my students thought I was weird.
Meowise almost 2 years ago
…Or you should just be more careful, because otherwise, you’re gonna be sitting in a boiler, becoming lunch. All that just because you didn’t listen to Calvin’s Traffic Safety Poster.
Watchdog almost 2 years ago
My kind of kid
g04922 almost 2 years ago
LOL… Calvin is avant garde graphics artist – bringing more reality into art.
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
John Jorgensen almost 2 years ago
Susie always seems at least mildly happy to see Calvin at first, and to assume their interaction will be normal. You’d think she’d have learned by now.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
I hope Prego sales don’t take a hit because of this strip
kathleenhicks62 almost 2 years ago
Ewww!
BiggerNate91 almost 2 years ago
I like how we never see the drawing at all in this storyline.
hariseldon59 almost 2 years ago
The slogan is pretty realistic, although a bit graphic.
ekke almost 2 years ago
Absolutely brilliant! Both the slogan and the art!!! Calvin absolutely should win!
wiley207 almost 2 years ago
LOL at Susie’s face in the third and fourth panels!
rasputin's horoscope almost 2 years ago
In second grade, I learned that when walking on a roadway that doesn’t have a designated space for pedestrians, you walk on the LEFT side of the road. It’s amazing to me that most of the walkers in my neighborhood (who have advanced degrees) never learned that. They must have been so smart they skipped second grade.
ron almost 2 years ago
Calvin is likely to win this one.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
Blood and guts a nice touch.
StevePappas almost 2 years ago
Funny.
hitman4cookies almost 2 years ago
I’m betting Susie wins the contest, throwing Calvin into a real rage.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
When I was 5 years old, I saw a playmate hit by a car while I was waiting at a bus stop. It was definitely his fault; he ran directly into the path of a car on a highway while playing “chase”. He was young and OK after six months in a body cast. It made a very strong impression on me about safety. It’s too bad everyone cannot learn from someone else’s experience.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Be grateful, Susie, this wasn’t a group project.
Avatar??? over 1 year ago
The 2nd panel, Calvin has a lot of swag