Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 17, 2023

Now it’s time for the informer nightly report.

Snitching gender

Tattle twaddle

Little Miss Tattletale.

Zoe is a pro at the art of tattletaling. She will make an excellent an intern at the White House, some day.

Well, Zoe, what do you expect your father and younger siblings to do about it?

Zoe must have been the one they bought on eBay!

At least Hammie did something productive…

So like you’re perfect, eh Zoe?!

Z O E nightly news!

tattletale, blabbermouth, fink and snitch

why you always such a ✽✽✽✽✽?

Duhhhh and you’re part of it!!!!

Hey, it’s March Madness, leave dad out of this.

I’m glad we never had a tattletale in our family!

I think it’s time to teach Zoe the meaning behind the phrase “dead men tell no tale”.

Okay, how did Wren miss the potty by a yard since she’s a girl and sits on it? If Wren was a boy I can understand. unless she tried to imitate Hammie, then I could believe it.

A future Jane Pauley.

Wanda, you can’t force her to go against her natural predisposition.

They should have named her “Karen”.

“I calls ’em as I sees ’em.”

I remember Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s Tattletale Cure when I was a boy.

And you’re a brat.

The Tattletale Patrol reporting in for duty!!

it’s Telling Time…

https://www.gocomics.com/grand-avenue/2009/02/05

Simple fix. Enforce the house rule of “You see it, You clean it”. Toss in “Respect your parents” – problem solved.

“Dirty Laundry” Don Henley 1982

Haha! XD

She has a future as an undercover officer.

“Mom, Daddy hasn’t done anything productive for the last hour. I know because I stood there the whole time and watched him.”