Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2023

I mean, when the President of Mars tell you something. You really should believe it.

Tony Flanagan, reincarnated. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

The cat is facing away from him and is about to pass gas.

There ain’t no reasoning with a dedicated liar.

The guy is a very rank amateur.

Is this guy George Santos?

Well, the penultimate panel image looks more like Henry Kissinger, but he had that fake Katzenjammer accent, so it’s really hard to tell one liar from another anymore . . .

Captain Eddie’s stories are still much better.

More Fox Facts.

He is also a virtuoso on the lyre, having played at Carnegie Hall.

I once heard this – “I’m afraid for my boy; he’s been to a therapist who says he has Oedipus syndrome”. Her friend – “Oh, Oedipus, Shmoedipus! So long as he’s a good boy and loves his Momma”!

Eddie has met his match.

It has been awhile since I’ve see the cats face : )

I’d love for someone to ask santos what his mother thinks of all his lies today.

and for those of you who’ll say ’she’s dead’ are we sure? he’s reported her death at different times.

As a follow up to yesterday’s observation, some more details have emerged about the egoist. He has won the Fields medal, the Turing award, is a Michelin Guide three star chef, is the first human to run the three minute mile and is a MacArthur Fellow.

Yet, you’re in office by getting the most votes. Nah, that would never happen.

George is his own father!!

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Biden?

Names change, it’s ideologies that may remain the same. Especially GOP ideologies.

I bet I know where Flo has her Scream Therapy Sessions.

A bar/restaurant I used to work at many years ago had a sign over the walk-in fridge that said: EmergencyTherapy Center. Whenever any of the staff got stressed out by the customers, they’d go into the soundproof walk-in, close the door, scream obscenities ( usually about a particularly annoying customer ) then resume their flawless, smiling service.

I KNEW that this was gonna get good…

He should have followed Trump’s technique, and only lied about politics… and elections… and Jan. 6… and women… and Putin… and golf… and …

He’s a resumé man, he’s a resumé man

If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can

Says right here he’s qualified

50 years on the job and the man’s only 45

- K. Mosley

and then I took out this thug named Stink Pop who liked to feel my blonde leg hairs while I was driving my 18-wheeler on my way to celebrate my one millionth mile on Amtrak that was taking me home enroute to my date with another guy’s wife that was getting her PhD in you know the thing….

George goes to scream therapy sessions too. That’s how he met John and Yoko

A Broadway show named “SHUCKED” is in previews and touts an imaginary review from Santos—

“I’ve seen it hundreds of times and it hasn’t even opened yet!”

He went to trump U to learn how to lie!

Basically, Congress is scream therapy, that all makes us scream.

I’ve often wondered if Flo’s Offshore Diner is related to Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. I’ll bet Flo posted a sign at the front door that reads: “Time Travelers & Politicians Strictly Cash”.

Somebody put too much sherry in t he Lobster Bisque

“Good thing I’m not George Santos”, said George Santos.— SNL

Pregnancy? Funny you should mention pregnancy. The self-professed “Alliance Defending Freedom” went venue shopping to find a sympathetic judge to hear their lawsuit seeking to deny women the use of mifepristone, which prompts the question of just whose freedom it is they think they’re defending.

Uncle Eddie needs to take Kissinger for a boat ride

Tommy Flanagan