You’ve got a latte baggage.
Since they didn’t filter their comments, you have grounds brewing to roast them.
I hear Juan Vadez is looking for a new ʝackass
He seems a little too decaff.
What a Keurigous thing to say.
I just finished taking the quiz “what coffee preparation method are you?”. I’m a French Press.
His kind of behavior would be grounds for termination.
But there’s a lot percolating under the surface.
Sometimes I feel that way, too. Like I’ve spent too much time in the can.
“This coffee tastes like dirt!”
“Well, it was ground this morning…”
Well, Frank, you coulda brought Ernie a cup of Joe… looks like he needs it…!
You won’t like that office’s grind anyhow…
The coffee company likes to filter out the bad candidates… average "joe"s need not apply.
But only for an ‘instant’.
I cannot espresso just how much these puns mean to me.
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Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You’ve got a latte baggage.
Happy Happy Happy with Good Ol' YuleTide™ almost 2 years ago
Since they didn’t filter their comments, you have grounds brewing to roast them.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
I hear Juan Vadez is looking for a new ʝackass
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He seems a little too decaff.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What a Keurigous thing to say.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
I just finished taking the quiz “what coffee preparation method are you?”. I’m a French Press.
Botulism Bob almost 2 years ago
His kind of behavior would be grounds for termination.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
But there’s a lot percolating under the surface.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Sometimes I feel that way, too. Like I’ve spent too much time in the can.
JudyAz almost 2 years ago
“This coffee tastes like dirt!”
“Well, it was ground this morning…”
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, Frank, you coulda brought Ernie a cup of Joe… looks like he needs it…!
T... almost 2 years ago
You won’t like that office’s grind anyhow…
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
The coffee company likes to filter out the bad candidates… average "joe"s need not apply.
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But only for an ‘instant’.
MissyTiger almost 2 years ago
I cannot espresso just how much these puns mean to me.