Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2023

I love the Graevsytes.

Gotta give the newscaster credit, he was ahead of the situation.

Geez- we STILL need more than just a “like” button.

A head rings out!

A little girl that watches the news? When I was her age, I watched the news, too. These days kids have TikTok.

“A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.” – Jerry Fletcher

Spooked by truth. Spend more than you have or can bring in, print money to try to cover it up, and eventually it catches up with you.

I think the Graevsytes live in my neighborhood.

“Nothing to lose your head over Dear.”

Ah yes- those steely eyed Captains of Wall Street/Free Market…firm hands on the tiller, eyes set on the distant horizon where the land of Milk and Honey awaits us all….unless someone gets a hangnail and they panic and crash the ship on the Rocks of Reality. Or is that too cynical?

Wonder what kind of ‘market adjustments’ were caused by the balloons of recent news? Evidently almost anything will cause somebody to panic.

You have to wonder. If Elon Musk decided to withdraw all his money, what form would he have to take it in?

Fear and Greed. If I could just quantify those two emotions, I’d own Wall Street.

Come to think of it, I’d also own a lot of Americans. It’s official. I am now running as a Republican: ME – 2024.

A brilliant strip. The first panel alone is great.

Mr. Gravesyte seems to have a skull in his mouth in the last panel. Has that ever shown up before?

Elon’s current stock trajectory would probably give him a roll of quarters…

That’s a UFO…Unidentified Frightening Object.

Yet again a reminder to Count Oaf – just say no to that BS Kool-aid. You go back through the line for more way too many times

Sage advice. The real threats to society are not health insurance companies, corporate fraud, and rogue “well regulated militias.” We must stand vigilant against true threats from balloons and woke drag queens. Vote next year, in both the primary and general elections.

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And yet, still no indictments of the banksters that pumped and dumped their stock, causing their own bank to fail. After all, Enron’s leadership didn’t get any significant punishment, if any, when they did the exact some thing.

This is probably closer to a real explanation for UAPs than the ones most gullible people subscribe to.

Blood emeralds!

MORE NOT FUNNY WILEY ….. maybe it’s time to RETIRE, like Joe Brandon…

Of course, once they establish a Pattern to what happens when he goes outside, they could make a Lot of Money playing the market.

I used to play frisbee with my dog all the time … not like that, though.