Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 30, 2023

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    kaffekup   over 1 year ago

    Side effects: May cause stress, irregular heartbeat, shortness of breath. In the event of death, call your doctor immediately.

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    benjnavarro28  over 1 year ago

    A couple months ago, I saw a commercial for a prescription drug that said “Long live life” but also said one of the side effects was “abnormal heartbeat, which can lead to death”. You can’t make this stuff up!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    It said free delivery, but how much do they tip the driver?

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    tdc1969a  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you hate it when the side effects of medications are worse than the condition that they’re supposed to treat?

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    My favorite of all time is the one that says “Don’t take if you’re allergic to this or any of it’s ingredients.”

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    As wise man once said, there is no pill for every ill but there is an ill following every pill.

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    chuckcork1  over 1 year ago

    I often think a leading cause of death for the elderly, must be lacking in strength needed to open the safety packaging of food and medicine.

    I’m 51 and a long way from feeble and I find it difficult at times to get things open!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    A wise doctor said: Good food is medicine. Bad food needs medicine.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  over 1 year ago

    Why do the ads show half naked people frolicking in the sun on bikes, surfing or walking on a beach when the written disclaimer running beneath clearly states avoid sunlight when taking this medication???

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    Oh, and don’t forget potential liver damage. They all have disclaimers for liver damage.

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    I could see Brewster looking off into space right now, absently stroking his chin and saying, “There is another way…”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Explosive diarrhea, yep I’m avoiding that one

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have a note in my pharmacists’ refill inst to ALWAYS give me a regular cap.

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    k0rcj  over 1 year ago

    I love that the side effects are worse than what it is to cure!!!

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you just love it when the side effects are worse than the actual ailment in these medicine commercials?

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    lee85736  over 1 year ago

    SNL did a commercial long ago with a long rapid-fire list of side effects. The one I picked out was “sudden atrophy and/or shedding of reproductive tissues.”

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    One pill makes you larger, And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you, Don’t do anything at all.

    Go ask Alice, When she’s ten feet tall.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVER6hyoyJo

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    Serial Pedant  over 1 year ago

    Mine was “may cause you to grow a tail”. It didn’t. What a hoax!

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    KenDHoward1  over 1 year ago

    I keep great stress reliever’s on hand … comes in a fifth, usually 80 to 100 proof, a splash on the rocks … stress gone … ;)

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 1 year ago

    Expensive prescription? I guess Pam doesn’t have Medicare or other medical insurance!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    If they make a pill for stress that causes stress? The solution seems obvious.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder if this could cause a sighting of Irritable Belle. If so, Captain Hindsight saw it coming.

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    drycurt  over 1 year ago

    I once asked a pharmacist if I could get a bottle without the child safety cap, as there are no children at my abode. He said “sure thing”, but gave me the usual safety cap anyway. I modified the can opener of a Swiss Army knife to slice/pop the protective tops off.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Time for a new prescription.

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    Music Therapy would be safer.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    Taking it leads to needing to take it. Perfect product for repeat customers!!

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