Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 08, 2023

If he was building a crossing over the river, he’d be burning his bridges instead.

Isn’t “muggles” copyrighted or trademarked or some such thing?

Where’s Mike Holmes? Was he busy? Isn’t The Wiz a VIP in the kingdom of Id?

That can’t be a "Man Cave’. So it must be a ‘Man Nest’.

Hmm. The tree house could use a deck.

Must be the Wizard’s ‘treehouse of horror’ (only Simpsons fans will get the reference)..

Oh, Wiz…it looks like you need some supervision on this project!

Just because you build a deck in real life doesn’t mean you have to draw a comic strip about it.

Next Wiz will start his own club called G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS)

So I guess the Wizard was in Slytherin.

Building a tree house instead of a deck seems like such a muggle thing to do. And why the blazes doesn’t the Wiz use the reparo charm to fix the deck? Are you a muggle in disguise?

But Wiz was having s-o-o-o much fun.

Come on, Wiz, you can do it!

Wiz got sidetracked for a while.

Hmm close enough

Somebody’s been reading the Harry Potter books…

His deck is missing a card or two.

I think I missed the punch line? What was the joke?

Priorities…..

If you get carried away, someone might carry you away.

So, if Emma Watson want’s in, you’ll refuse? Fool!!!

I love it! His Wizard Cave

It’s not an English word, as such – it’s a joke word made up by the staff at the school Rowling attended and where her mother was a lab assistant. They used to say “I’m in a bit if a muggle”, meaning “I’m so muddled I can’t even say it”.

Well, I had all this extra wood, so I decided I needed a man cave or roost as the case may be.

According to Google, a muggle is "somebody who is not conversant with a specific activity or skill. It appears to be British slang.https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=muggle&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8