Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2023

Rat needs to believe to people stay away from him because he wants it that way.

I thought Rat was people repellent.

“People repellent. Theyre much mor of a problem”

He has a spray-on personality.

It is.

It’s just not that hard to get people to avoid rats.

Don’t tell him Goat!

Two cans, please.

A rat needs people repellent???

Mostly it is.

Just do what some folks I know do, wear headphones and listen to music when out!

I don’t think Rat needs that.

Some avoid Rat like the plague.

Does it come in different varieties and strengths, like “Idiot,” “Political Extremist,” “Religious Fanatic,” or “Bicyclist?”

Just can it, Rat.

Is the smell in the can of a wet dog that has just rolled in something unmentionable in the park?

Rat save the spray …. Don’t Bathe for a long time ;-)

Did someone say rat poison?

If wonder if that spray will keep Rat safe in NY City, as they have a rat czar now.

Rat can keep looking at his phone the whole time. That can be a repellent.

Also, he’s a rat.

PeopleBGone TM

Yeah, his personality is a people repellant. As for me, I need a can of that.

You don’t need that human repellent, Rat. Humans don’t wanna be around your kind, anyways. One sight of you, and they’ll immediately call the exterminator.

I’ll take a 6-pack!

I think some people work at being a(n) ______________ and to others it comes naturally.

That reminds me, I need to make a Walmart run. Now where did I put my weirdo repellent?

If only…..

Good one Steph.

It’s both: The smell offends on the first layer and for those unaffected all he has to do is talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkegDMwDo7k

…..secondary insurance!

He’s a rat. People should be avoiding him at all times

And it costs $4.98 per can!

I just hand out an IRS business card and people give me a wide berth.

Can I get that on Amazon?

They scurry. Most people depart from scurriers. Elephants run screaming.

So thats why people hate rats9/10

A certain red hat is also People Repellent.

( Sorry, it’s political, but I couldn’t resist.)

Rat probably doesn’t like communal tables

It is just his personality, Rat doesn’t realize the can is bug replenat that some con artist has relabled to make big bucks off of idiots like himself.

Sire, the people are repellent, aren’t they?

Has Ted Cruz started marketing his yet?

I thought Rat was a born people repellant.

One way or the other, it works. Rat is shunned, and he loves it….

where can i buy some?

Where can I buy a case of those spray cans? Does Amazon have them?

There isn’t enough for me.