Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2023

Poor bird! It was coming home and now has nowhere to go.

You shouldn’t bap the messenger!!

Flicked into the Fink’s kitchen. Dinner tonight: Pigeon.

At least it’s not phishing mail, they need seagulls for that….

I’m with you there. I hate pigeon spam! Especially when it decides to spam all over my newly washed car roof!

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM….

It seems pretty harsh … but the castle must be protected.

But Sir Rodney, you should read and answer your mail. You knights of the realm don’t want to break a link in your chain-mail now, do you?

“Stop the pigeon! Stop the pigeon!”

Off course, the pigeon’s revenge will be to fly back over and drop a deposit……

I wish it were that easy to deal with pigeons. They’re considered “flying vermin” in many parts of the world, especially in urban areas.

Speckled Jim from Black Adder. Deny everything Baldrick

Rather cruel to the poor innocent bird.

Early century parallel to 21th century tech…..that’s good!

I wonder if the fink needs an extended warranty on his carriage.

When the going gets dove, the dove get going.

Poor pigeon- – -

That was too close for comfort. Yip yip yip yip yip

Eating it would have been more productive.

Hoping Russia will run out of missiles and drones and start sending in pigeons as a last resort…

Wonder what they do when a stork comes with a little cute bundle of joy?

My type of spam screening …… pretty much the same thing I do …… only I use my answering machine & caller ID to screen …… :)

If only you could eat Spam (either kind).

Someone get Peta on the phone. This will not stand!

That pigeon could’ve been experimented on.

Hormel is starting a law suit.

What I don’t understand is how the people I block can still leave messages. Yes I am glad the phone doesn’t ring, but them being able to still “contact” me in some form is not blocking. I also don’t know it is a nefarious voice-mail until I listen to them. The new phone I got started getting calls from something called “True Accord”. They are relentless. I hadn’t heard of them prior to getting the new number.

Must have flown in from Nigeria.

African or European?