Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 03, 2023

A man’s work is never done

Lifeguard, should be the bodyguard.

Looking good Arlo! I love the lifeguard perch!

Have to give Mr. Johnson credit. He’s been working this bathroom for years and still has new ideas for Arlo.

Cool shades, Arlo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2SA6uRhKw

“Okay, everybody out of the pool!”

No shortage of lifeguards here. And he knows all of the swimming styles. Especially the ______ Stroke.

After the whistle blows, the phrase follows “Everyone out of the water!”

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

(Obviously doesn’t apply to A&J)

Give Janis the whistle.

Arlo needs to practice mouth-to-mouth. Chest compressions also although not as deep as on real CPR.

The Lifeguard will keep the Lifebuoy out of the tub.

Challenge accepted!

Lifeguard on duty

I see a rescue in the near future.

“You’re in distress! I’m coming in!”

“I am not in distress! I’m not in any dress!”

“All the more reason!”

Worked summers at Wreck Beach Arlo?

It maybe only dangerous for you, Arlo.

Arlo just wants to test the theory that laying below the water in a bath tub makes a woman’s breasts look larger.

Polite, he knocked on the door first.

How come he never joins her?

I often make a production out of watching my wife shower (have done so for 30 years). It makes her feel appreciated and desired. That’s a large part of why we have lasted 30 years and will until I die.

It’s so nice that he’s always wanting to help her when she’s naked…..

i’m hopin’ to hang around ‘till he yells…’‘everyone out of the pool….’’

He’s there to check her flotation devices.

Join Janis in the tub, Arlo!

“Janis in the bath” is my favorite series of Jimmy J offerings. Followed closely by Janis tries to sunbathe. A couple of my faves: https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/1999/05/07, and https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2010/04/30

should have brought her a glass of wine

Every exuse is good for Arlo.

He’s ready for a little mouth-to-mouth… or whatever.

It’s been a while since we’ve done whatever.

How about a “Wolf Whistle” Yowza!

Married for 20+ years and still deeply and somewhat sophmorically (in Arlo’s case) in love with each other. It makes for a great comic strip.

WHATALIFEGUARD!!

This strip is ending soon and I hope to read more Gene & Mary Lou shenanigans before then.

Jump in and save her, Arlo. A mouth-to-mouth resuscitation will be necessary.

Alright! Everyone OUT OF THE WATER! Hehehehe…

I have to remember this idea!!! My husband is afraid that he will fall when taking a shower and I have to sit in the bathroom while takes one – just in case. I will bring a whistle with me next time!