The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2023

If it was any good, the judge should have eaten it. If not, the more annoying party should have been sentenced to eat it.

“How do you start a pudding race?”

“I don’t know, how do you start a pudding race?”

“Say go.”

I Tawt I Taw a Pudding Case

♪ ♫ I’ve grown a custard to your face. ♫ ♪

Judge: “Did both parties eat their meat?”

But is the proof in the Pudding?

Who did the guy pay for the pudding? If it was her then the pudding is his.

He paid for the ingredients and she made the pudding.

I am surprised the court did not remand custardy to the court.

Judge Solomon in Jam-ily court

Is joint custody where one parent gets the knees and the other the elbows?

“You can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat”

Some shaky pudding?

Better custardardy than a squiggly flim flan

New judicial TV show coming next year: “Judges in Heck” (Formerly “Hot Bench”)

By now, the pudding should be thrown out.

The pudding was indifferent to the outcome of the hearing, having developed a pretty thick skin

Seems like a Hasty Pudding Verdict.

At least someone will get custardy and the poor thing won’t be desserted.

Say Jello to blind justice, or maybe they got their just desserts!

(eyes rolling waaay back in my skull…)

Great timing! As I laugh while breakfasting on fruit bread pudding, with full (heh heh) custardy.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. The proof of the pudding is under the crust.

My divorce paralegal wife’s boss often said, “I am not a utensils attorney!”

They got their just desserts.

He’s no Solomon.

The losing party will take it on the flam.

Why is there not a groan button?

What they need is the ever-replenishing pudding from the Australian children’s book The Magic Pudding by Norman Lindsay.

He grew the pot, she harvested it, who gets joint?

I actually groaned out loud!

All I can say is:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Solid King Solomon sentencing! Cut the pudding in half!

Judicious and delicious!

I believe I read somewhere that Irving Berlin wrote a famous song after eating some of that custardy dessert on a cracker…

Puddin’ On A Ritz.

BOOOOOOO!!