B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 14, 2023

Hop to it

They can beerly swim anymore.

you two are really punny

Yeah, maybe tomorrow?

No need to move. I read that the Anchor Brewery is closing.

“Pickled fish, anybody? We got plenty.”

“Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming…”

Ah the fermented waters of BC. Waters that are barley known. But even the yeast known fish are not lager-ly in swimming in these stout waters. Whether in port or not, the swimmers are not going to be bitter. And even the animals just seem to hop in for a swim too.

Something that should be considered soberly.

Move more upstream, where it isn’t so diluted?

I thought when a fish was swimming upside down was the last stage before being terminally belly up…

I think he meant ‘upstream’ of that brewery.

Well that explains everything. The fish were easy to catch and tasted like they were per-marinated.

Anchor Steam Beer. Truly unique. Gone. :-(

I hope that fish doesn’t get caught SWI…

So that’s how flounder developed?

One Fish. Two Fish. Orange Fish. Red and Blue Fish.

Happy Fish. Sad Fish. Upside Down Fish. Right-side Up Fish.

Some are Orange. And some are blue.

Some are washed. And some are sloshed.

What a lot of fish there are for you.

Hey, just because everyone else is right, it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m wrong.

The local distillery run off went into what was known as the ratty burn. If you lost your dog, it was a fair bet it was chasing drunken rats……

From “The Big Bang Theory”:

Penny: Look, I’m telling you I’ve done it. I clearly remember the cow standing up and then a cow on its side.

Leonard: Were you drunk?

Penny: I was sixteen and in Nebraska, what do you think?

Leonard: I think you’re the one who fell over.

Penny: Well that would explain why the sky was also on its side.

And then Later:

Leonard: Wait, you went to a chapel?

Penny: Yeah.

Leonard: Why?

Penny: We had one of those silly fake weddings.

Leonard: Penny, you know those are real, right?

Penny: No they’re not.

Leonard: Yeah, they are.

Penny: No they’re not.

Sheldon: He’s right.

Amy: They’re real.

Penny: But it didn’t seem real.

Sheldon: Let me ask you a question. At any point was Las Vegas on its side?

He drank so much, he’s besot himself.

He needs more schooling on territory..

If their habitat is just downstream of a brewery, they’d be getting a lot worse toxicity stuff than just booze.

A gold fishes last view.

And people say I drink like a fish.

Looks like that fish has got a gill full.

Upside down? They must be goldfish.

Oh thank goodness. The yellow stuff is just beer.

That’s the same thing that happened to the paper mills in Maine ….. got bought out by investment groups (people that wouldn’t even know how to turn on a machine, let along know about making paper) …. milked them for what they could get, then sold to another investment group and so on until there was nothing left ….. :(

Better to stay in that stream rather than the one originating from the sewage pipe from the brewery!