Using machines to moderate and enforce rules is LOUSY, but if you own the website, you can make the rules, even if it’s a very big website. SMALLER websites often actually kick people off for their political opinions, and nobody cares. And it was just Twitter. So why do we care so much?
The bird is no more. He has ceased to be. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. This is an X-Twitter!
I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I suspect that I do not want to know. (But I am glad that we are done with the sad story of Pig’s heart because that made me feel very bad)
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
It’s now X justice.
National Rat 11 months ago
In Twitter we trust (sort of)
C 11 months ago
Don’t threads on me
BasilBruce 11 months ago
He looked again and found that four of those cases were about him, but it was too late.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s faster than Judge Judy!
B UTTONS 11 months ago
Rat uses ChatGPT to do his research and check the facts.
Erse IS better 11 months ago
Hunches are the key to swift. Justice is quite a bit more picky.
David_the_CAD 11 months ago
Also works in Congress.
If your in our party, you are naturally innocent, If you are in the other party, you are automatically guilty; and who needs any pesky facts.
einarbt 11 months ago
Rat spot on, as so often. Is that product placement on the mobile/cell? Hum, a nashi?
Imagine 11 months ago
Judgemental – you have to be mental to judge.
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
Here come the judge.
TwilightFaze 11 months ago
Another short-lived job for rat: Not only is Twitter dead, it’s not gonna be a social media app anymore.
Troglodyte 11 months ago
They used to be called “tweets”. Now what do we call them: “Xeets”?! :D
jel354 11 months ago
The defendants will probably be blue afterwards.
RitaGB 11 months ago
And now “someone” can’t sue him for using a logo that no longer eXists.
Ellis97 11 months ago
Everyone is guilty on social media.
Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago
Using machines to moderate and enforce rules is LOUSY, but if you own the website, you can make the rules, even if it’s a very big website. SMALLER websites often actually kick people off for their political opinions, and nobody cares. And it was just Twitter. So why do we care so much?
The bird is no more. He has ceased to be. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. This is an X-Twitter!
Droptma Styx 11 months ago
You can’t render a verdict unless it also serves personal political axe-grinding.
Slowly, he turned... 11 months ago
Stephen, get with the times! “Twitter” is so last week… now its “X”, which is a placeholder for “fill in your own cuss word” I think…
aerotica69 11 months ago
Oh, PLEASE set Rat loose on Reddit/AITA. That would make it even more entertaining!
MollyCat 11 months ago
We’ve gone from social media to antisocial media (are you listening Elon?).
mindjob 11 months ago
Just make a big enough contribution and your charges will be dropped
l.vaillancourt 11 months ago
“Court of Twitter Justice”…what was known in the pre-internet days as “a wild-eyed, shouting mob waving pitchforks and torches”
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Court o’ Twitter is always unjust.
Bruce1253 11 months ago
Rat has the key to Taylor Swift??!! Boy, I’m impressed.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
So that’s who replaced the ousted, liberal, soft-on-criminals DA from St. Louis!
zeexenon 11 months ago
According to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, the Hanging Judge was well hung.
brianbattuello Premium Member 11 months ago
Stephen really went out on a lead-time limb here…
JLChi 11 months ago
I just got called for jury duty. Again. I’ve gotten at least a dozen jury summons.
Tom Toro creator 11 months ago
Swift, but consistent!
Flatworm 11 months ago
Well, our current Supreme Court prefers prejudice to hunches, but the rate of speedup is the same.
Buoy 11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Didn’t the Head Twit fire those people already?
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
If you are expecting to be treated with fairness and dignity, you have the wrong Internet.
cmxx 11 months ago
The only thing faster than hunches is prejudice.
buflogal! 11 months ago
I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I suspect that I do not want to know. (But I am glad that we are done with the sad story of Pig’s heart because that made me feel very bad)
Sisyphos 11 months ago
I guess it’s fair to describe Judge Rat as “a hanging judge.”
Judge Rat, meet Judge Dredd!
Swirls Before Pine 11 months ago
Just judging the tweets themselves?
198.23.5.11 11 months ago
Please let Rat be the judge at a Trump trial