I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]
I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.
pschearer Premium Member 12 months ago
A light meal?
oldpine52 12 months ago
Are they from Calcutta?
ronaldspence 12 months ago
they approach everything with such gravity!
pearlsbs 12 months ago
He’s too dense to listen.
pearlsbs 12 months ago
I did a Google search for black hole pictures.
All I kept getting were scientific articles.
Superfrog 12 months ago
Clusters are good for the hole family.
Ratkin 12 months ago
The cluster’s too globular, Ma
angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago
Very clever.
Croms 12 months ago
Shouldn’t Black Holes be eating Spaghetti(fication)?
chief tommy 12 months ago
So did the mom and dad collide to make the son?
blunebottle 12 months ago
I think there’s a hole in the whole theory.
Jayalexander 12 months ago
Zykoic 12 months ago
They are very attractive.
iggyman 12 months ago
Make sure you eat the “Hole” thing too!
1ecrae 12 months ago
DID YOU SAY BLACK HOE FAMILY?
Seth down 12 months ago
Once I dated a black hole … it sucked the living daylights out of me
Doug K 12 months ago
I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]
Malph 12 months ago
Starburst for dessert.
nosirrom 12 months ago
How is he going to maintain his Hawking Radiance if he doesn’t eat his star clusters?
Packratjohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Mom’s right, Junior. There’s no escaping it.
prrdh 12 months ago
Tsk, tsk. A whole family, gone over to the Dark Side.
MRC112 12 months ago
That can’t be right. The advert says it’s “a snack you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite”.
Slowly, he turned... 12 months ago
Who lives on the other side of them?
uniquename 12 months ago
I’m guessing they have a starfish for a pet.
mourdac Premium Member 12 months ago
Mom’s always on a diet, constantly sucking cosmic matter.
Tired 12 months ago
I can’t believe you ate the hole thing!
paranormal 12 months ago
Mother Black Hole has consumed Father Black Hole…
Radish the wordsmith 12 months ago
We live on the edge of the bowl.
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
He ate the Milky Way, now there’s no milk to put on his star clusters.
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
“Then No Death Star for dessert!!!”
cactusbob333 12 months ago
They look like licorice M&M’s.
zeexenon 12 months ago
At home at the center of all galaxies. To become a single singularity at the end of the crash.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Wait until you see my “black hole” imitation when I walk into a donut shop.
Lablubber 12 months ago
They should be eating healthier, but they’re too dense to realize it.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member 12 months ago
Black hole son, won’t you come and wash away the dishes?
Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 months ago
I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.
Bilan 12 months ago
Like most kids, Junior doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
T... 12 months ago
Who said what first?…
6turtle9 12 months ago
Lite? Tastes great, less filling… I knew it was a scam.
Buoy 12 months ago
I’m having a hard time understanding the gravity of the situation.
kenneth.sanger 11 months ago
Dark humor just sucks.