That is just so wrong. But then my mom used to put ice cubes in Port wine. I don’t drink white wines with white meat or fish specifically because it’s supposed to be chilled. Personally, I prefer red wines from the Cote du Rhone region of France.
I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten at the same restaurant Brutus!
I don’t drink wine, or for that matter anything alcoholic, any longer. We have a few bottles we use to cook with, one of which is a beef burgundy planned for this weekend.
Too many people think that a properly served Red is chilled when served at traditional room temperature – read ‘cellar temps’. Likewise they chill their whites into a state of suspended animation. Probably an extension of the beer ads that say to serve ice cold.
I serve all my wines at 62F, though sometimes the Whites need a little assist from a chiller jacket to retain that temp.
bet he wished he didn’t say anything about the drink… makes me wonder if he liked it cold or just wondering if it was okay for it to be cold. Nuke the drink! :D
Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Cabernet Sauvignon should be served between 59 ℉ and 68 ℉. You are thinking of your favorite wine Brutus, Boones Farm Apple Wine.
Sommeliers around the world are either laughing a giant belly laugh or are passing out and 911 lines are being overloaded, especially in areas of California and France at this moment……
Cabernet Sauvignon should be served at 60-65 deg. F. which is typically not room temp. It should arrive out of a chilly cellar of a wine fridge set to the proper temp. Just saying.
That would work with red wine if your room temperature is between 55 and 65 fahrenheit. When it is 70 out you are practically turning your red wine into diesel.
Funny on so many levels! Maybe the sommelier was testing Brutus to see if he knew his wines? Maybe he’s serious and he’s soon to be a busboy? Maybe it isn’t really a cab but Boone’s Farm? And the scene itself – is Brutus dining alone? Is he on an expense account for the wine since he and Gladys are tightening their belts (figuratively speaking of course)? Is Rancid with him but in the little boys room? So much to take in! Wow Chip – this one is full of existential angst!
I don’t know anything about wine, so I don’t know if Brutus truly knows what he’s talking about. One thing I do know: the waiter’s response suggests (despite appearances to the contrary) that this restaurant doesn’t qualify as fine dining. If Gladys is with him (she could be sitting across from him, off-panel), she is no doubt giving him an if looks could kill glare.
rekam Premium Member 12 months ago
Where’s a good Sommelier when you need him?
Lucy Rudy 12 months ago
30 seconds would boil the alcohol out of it!
Baarorso 12 months ago
Brutus Thornapple, you’re about as classless as a retired teacher! ;P
jmworacle 12 months ago
Ew!
Ahuehuete 12 months ago
Of course, sir, I’ll move the box out of the fridge.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ve tried wine, they can boil it for all I care
GROG Premium Member 12 months ago
That is just so wrong. But then my mom used to put ice cubes in Port wine. I don’t drink white wines with white meat or fish specifically because it’s supposed to be chilled. Personally, I prefer red wines from the Cote du Rhone region of France.
Zykoic 12 months ago
As soon as your gourmet meal is out of the microwave.
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
A no wait waiter!
Little Caesar 12 months ago
Brutus knows his Paisano!
nosirrom 12 months ago
That’s a bit of a stretch pushing Night Train Express as a Cabernet Sauvignon. But chilling it does make it easier to swallow.
Just-me 12 months ago
I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten at the same restaurant Brutus!
I don’t drink wine, or for that matter anything alcoholic, any longer. We have a few bottles we use to cook with, one of which is a beef burgundy planned for this weekend.
bigplayray 12 months ago
Going wine tasting in Sonoma tomorrow Thorny. I’ll find out the best way to “Rectify” that situation! (I’m guessing by drinking it!);
Gina Carson 12 months ago
He had to ask because he didn’t know for sure. If his memory is serving him correctly, he’s pretty sure he read it in a comic strip somewhere.
tauyen 12 months ago
Too many people think that a properly served Red is chilled when served at traditional room temperature – read ‘cellar temps’. Likewise they chill their whites into a state of suspended animation. Probably an extension of the beer ads that say to serve ice cold.
I serve all my wines at 62F, though sometimes the Whites need a little assist from a chiller jacket to retain that temp.
Chris 12 months ago
bet he wished he didn’t say anything about the drink… makes me wonder if he liked it cold or just wondering if it was okay for it to be cold. Nuke the drink! :D
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Brutus knows this about wine? Who’d a thunk it?
rhpii 12 months ago
Just hold it over the candle at the table. Much classier.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 months ago
Brutus enjoys the finer things in life .
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Cabernet Sauvignon should be served between 59 ℉ and 68 ℉. You are thinking of your favorite wine Brutus, Boones Farm Apple Wine.
CorkLock 12 months ago
Brutus, don’t order your steak rare. It’ll walk in.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
In the last panel Brutus’ face turns to dismay ………
raybarb44 12 months ago
Sommeliers around the world are either laughing a giant belly laugh or are passing out and 911 lines are being overloaded, especially in areas of California and France at this moment……
NRHAWK Premium Member 12 months ago
Cabernet Sauvignon should be served at 60-65 deg. F. which is typically not room temp. It should arrive out of a chilly cellar of a wine fridge set to the proper temp. Just saying.
ladykat 12 months ago
NO! Don’t do that!
timinwsac Premium Member 12 months ago
You don’t need a microwave just swirl your finger around in it.
Lola85 Premium Member 12 months ago
Even to this non-drinker, that sounds horrible.
LaurelAnnHardy 12 months ago
Call for a Cab, Brutus.
dcdete. 12 months ago
That would work with red wine if your room temperature is between 55 and 65 fahrenheit. When it is 70 out you are practically turning your red wine into diesel.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
That’ll teach him to complain.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 months ago
Funny on so many levels! Maybe the sommelier was testing Brutus to see if he knew his wines? Maybe he’s serious and he’s soon to be a busboy? Maybe it isn’t really a cab but Boone’s Farm? And the scene itself – is Brutus dining alone? Is he on an expense account for the wine since he and Gladys are tightening their belts (figuratively speaking of course)? Is Rancid with him but in the little boys room? So much to take in! Wow Chip – this one is full of existential angst!
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
I don’t know anything about wine, so I don’t know if Brutus truly knows what he’s talking about. One thing I do know: the waiter’s response suggests (despite appearances to the contrary) that this restaurant doesn’t qualify as fine dining. If Gladys is with him (she could be sitting across from him, off-panel), she is no doubt giving him an if looks could kill glare.
PaulGoes 12 months ago
It should be served straight out of the box
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
One time I was 31 seconds old altogether. Time sure flew when I was that age.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
or, he could just hold it under his armpit for a minute or so… ☺
pchemcat 12 months ago
Definitely a trick restaurants use when the wine bottle has been opened too long and is bad.