Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 13, 2023

Was worth a shot

I keep childproofing my house, but they find their way in anyway.

Long ago my friend said he had his surgery and it was easy. Plus no worries about more kids. So I had the surgery. Afterwards he called me and said “Feels like a truck ran over them, huh!?” “….yes it does….” was my reply.

I did recall the doctor yanking on something down there during the procedure that made my nipples invert.

Ah, a little slice of life…..

This strip is funny everyday….but this one is classic.

George is a ‘cut’ below 70.

A man got a vasectomy scheduled for October 31st.

Doctor calls it his ‘Hollow-ween’ special.

A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo

The doctor asks “why are you dressed like that?”

“If I’m going to be impotent, I want to look impotent.”

A retroactive vasectomy is not yet available.

In English “kids anymore” and “anymore kids” have a slightly different meaning.

i heard this a lot: “Don’t get me pregnant!” ok, you’re flat on your back naked with your legs spread. “you’re having sex with no birth control?” “yes” “bring condoms next weekend!” never did even know her last name or where she lived. Karen. no kidding. i did another tour in viet nam.

Got one at 32. Nine years later, then gf gets knocked up. Nope, still shooting blanks. Bye. STD testing. new gf.

Haven’t laughed this hard at 6AM in a very long while. Tx.

Another bird brained idea.

English is a position dependent language. “I don’t want any more kids,” is not the same as, “I don’t want kids any more.” The same with, “Sue got married and pregnant,” and “Sue got pregnant and married.”

LOL!

Budum bum

Funny, funny, funny

Call pest control.

Give it some time. Mine took 20 years to take effect.

The guy in the orange shirt is just on the wrong end of the bell curve.

Thank you Ben and Susie, that is hysterically funny, great big bursting laugh, and clever, made my Sunday…

ba dum tss

Anybody that dumb shouldn’t have had kids in the first place. No need to pass those genes along!

On “Animal Control” the guy still got his wife pregnant.

maybe he could inquire at town hall about giving them back. a bureaucrat acquaintance told us a young woman came in one morning to say that she didn’t need her kid anymore and wanted to know where she could give it back…

(rim shot)

Very, very funny…..

Timing is everything!

PAY that man! lol

This just plain made me laugh.