Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2023

It’s a mute point

You don’t say.

Mime your own business

A field full of mimes: a mime field. If a mime explodes, does it make a sound? And would anybody really care?

If a mime falls in a forest, and there’s people around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Compare to today’s “Loose Parts”:

https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2023/08/07

We got an invisible cell just waiting

Ralph got it right!

Judge: " I sentence you to 3 years in an invisible box."

Oooh-oooh, I see it! He’s trapped in a box… and there’s bars!

So where’s this invisible weapon of which you speak?

Silence is golden….

Mark Twain once said it’s better the keep your mouth shut and let them think you stupid, than to open your mouth amd remove all doubt! ☺️☺️☺️

If a crime is unspeakable, it can’t be charged! Let him go!

2 jokes in 1. Nice, Mr. Whamond!

I’da gotten away if it weren’t for that strong wind and that large pane of glass.

When mimes go bad … or worse. Since mimes are already terrible.

Years ago one of these guys fell on a mimeograph machine and made copies of himself.

From Gaggle (because I couldn’t remember his last name):

“Marcel Marceau was known worldwide as a master of silence. The world-famous mime delighted audiences for decades as “Bip,” a tragicomic figure who encountered the world withoutwords.”

( love the word “tragicomic” )

Aw…he’s crying, officers! Can’t you tell he’s sorry and won’t do it again??

His “weapon” is a “mime weapon”. Mime is his only “real” crime.

Ladies, how come Marcel’s mascara isn’t running?

It is not a “silencer”, it is a “suppressor”. It significantly reduces noise. It does not make a weapon silent or unable to be heard. When somebody breaks into your home and you are forced to shoot them, nyou will wish you had one on your gun after firing in a relatively small enclosed room. It is a good tool to have.

The criminal no one heard of!

no words.

People who live in glass boxes, shouldn’t. They just shouldn’t. Anything.

That mime’s defense attorney won’t have to worry about him saying too much to the police at least.