Pickles by Brian Crane for August 09, 2023

Mooooooo Moo

Not working Opal

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, and a social media overreaction……

Moooooo!

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What works for one person doesn’t always work for another.

After being married 4 times I have learned to never ask a women if her head is getting smaller, or if she is pregnant.

Guess the print of the dress didn’t help…

If it was a solid dark color that would’ve helped. That pattern makes you look enormous. At least it’s comfortable but don’t wear it out of the house.

The Bunny Slippers ruin the dress ;-)

Better a mumu than a tutu!

that’s the same line my doc uses on me. and I only weigh 190. course I AM 4’9 lol

I remember when they were the rage!

Pearl does not mince words, does she?!

Not helping there, Pearl!

But unlike Earl’s loose hanging garb, she appears to be filling out every inch of the muumuu, so Pearl’s remark is understandable.

Somehow the reaction wasn’t the same……lol

The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men [and women too] / Gang aft a-gley.” With thanks to Robert Burns.

Ha Ha Ha Ha…… NOPE ( there’s a REASON why they call it a “moo moo” )

She should have checked a mirror first.

What a low shot from sis

Opal, if your going to wear a Muu Muu, go all the way:

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Nothing better than a Moo Moo print Muu Muu.

You call her Mrs. Roper now.

Opal had better look out for that flap of flab hanging under her arm, it is liable to hit her on her nose.

“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”Dave Barry

Leave Opal and her carbs alone.

Oops!

I tried to tell Opal that yesterday: what works for men fashion-wise doesn’t necessarily work for women.

There’s loose and then there’s mumu loose. Not the same.

When at home, or on his converted Navy minesweeper yacht, John Wayne lounged in a custom mumu with dress shirt collar & cuffs..Brando’s in his Fiji compound looked like a solid color Opal..

I might need to try that too. Good idea, Earl.

Well, that plan backfired!

Opal looks cute in a muumuu.

I don’t think that Opal got the results that she was looking for ……. :)

Pretty dress Opal ‘dear’.

We had young lady from Japan stay with us for a couple months; her name was Mumu. She & her friend were completely cracked up when I showed them what a “mumu” was here……

Where are these people coming from????

Highly amusing!

Whenever I see a muumuu or hear the word muumuu, I immediately think of Al Bundy.

Maybe that is WHY you were married 4 times. lol

As Nelson Muntz would say, “HA HA!”.

Now if it had been Earl who asked that question instead of Pearl, Opal would clobber him.

I was not expecting victory to sound like this.

Whoa! Moo-moo.

So, no.

My young cousin said his dog isn’t fat, she just has a little head.

Just recently, my wife bought a “dress” like that. SMH.