That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 04, 2023

Yowza! He’s beyond pale!

He is singing “woad is me”.

when the term “feeling blue” really applies!

/// Here’s Reclining Blue Nude with Straw Hat,

but the model could not look like that.

Nude, but far from erotic.

In real life, cyanotic

flesh would call for some oxygen, stat.

Looks like he’s singing the blues.

“I was young and had too many mouths to feed,” Poppa argued, but his words fell on deaf ears. Smurf village was never the same.

No one dared to tell Ernst he had the colors wrong. When he was on a binge like the one he was on when he painted this, he not only couldn’t see straight he was an obnoxious drunk as well.

“Call me Mister Blue..” – The Fleetwoods

“ Is it cold in here, or is it just me ?”

no, he’s just a little blue today.

It’s a lovely cerulean hue/

But it only looks good on a few/

It does not really go/

With an old straw chapeau/

And completely obscures your tattoo.

Kirchner was done so he did insist, Take a break you will not be missed, They said have some fun, So he laid in the sun, Posing for Gainsborough was next on his list.

He’s just harmonizing.

Moon River, …

That’s what happens when you sunbathe on cardboard.

So what SPF does mercury provide?

“You can leave your hat on….”

Life on a planet with a blue sun.

Guess the baritone skipped out to rehearse with the Blue Man Group.

Member of the Blue Man Group.

Dude must be from Remulac…in France.

Not a snappy dresser and poorly draw too, Cedric had a hard time dating.

THIS was a masterpiece? Looks like a kid did it!

Guy who flunked Camouflage school. Grass is green you doofus – not blue.

That’s the tan you get from a Harvest Moon.

Reclining Blue Nude with Straw Hat: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Straw hats in art" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string blauer, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1659 (March 8, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval, may take days while he’s away) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only by him used here (2 times total, including this repeat), the March 8, 2017, strip being its first use.

Dude needs to cut back on the colloidal silver.

He’s got to keep the nether regions warm and tanned to maintain that deep baritone.

With a sufficient tan, he finds he doesn’t need to bleach down there.

Ludwig, has a hat to keep from getting sunburned although it doesn’t cover much.

does this mean he has blue balls too.

The kind of tan you get from an O-type star.

My original post in 2017:

A member of Blue Man Group on vacation at Haulover Park.

After pondering his options, Bob decided to go with the Blue Man Group.

Dunce in a Blue Moon

His posterior proudly he suns/

Any vestige of cover he shuns/

It’s a grievous mistake/

Those bare buttocks to bake:/

It will leave you with hot crossed buns…

I want to thank all commenters for not discussing whether this is a blue or gold “dress” he is wearing.

Julio, once again plopped too much sun screen on his body……..