Close to Home by John McPherson for August 19, 2023

a new spin on doggie style

When she lets you out. Head for the door and don’t look back dude.

His name is engraved on the bowl. How long has he been in there?

The humane thing would be to put her down

WOW SHE IS A REAL B-ITCH

Has Jeff already been gasp! neutered?

Just a little too much doggie style.

Reminds me of that series on Liquid Television called Dogboy.

But…“it’s a man’s world…”???

I wonder what the comments would be if Jeff was the dog breeder and she was in the crate?

I don’t the SHE’s spongworthy.

Some believe that a guy just needs to be trained.

shouldn’t she be in black latex?

What, doesn’t that happen to everyone? I bring my own cage.

This was an episode on I Dream of Jeannie

The scary part of this one is the occasional-but-still-too-common report of adults treating their kids this way for real.

I Miss The Little Yellow Dude

Another 2017 funny! So the recipe from Granny Clampett that I’ll be struggling to hold down tonight will be:

Roast Possum and Dandelion Greens.

And for dessert … Homemade Pickled PawPaw’s

She is a controlling type, isn’t she?

Wow, he must be keen!!!

Different strokes for different folks. Wait until he sees what she does with her dog.

And you willingly got into that kennel? I wouldn’t do that to my dog!

He did, however, enjoying doing certain activities d_oggy s_tyle.

Then you can poop on her bedroom floor and she will have to clean it up.

Seems like the usual marriage to me.

I’m sure bath time must be fun

I don’t know if he is going to be doing any breeding . . . . :)

Early “Husband Training”.

His getting a little shaggy too.

For a minute I thought he was married…

Kinky

“I spent the night at her place on the first date.” Jeff would brag about his Friday at work on Monday.

I thought she was a dominatrix.