B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 17, 2023

Going to need some turtle wax.

“NNNNo.”

O Scheibenkleister!

Watch out for back stabbers.

Time to head for a Shell Station.

Looks like the origin of the game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey, however, it appears the donkey hasn’t evolved yet in BC!

(And the pins were much bigger in those days.)

Good thing for John that the shell is hard enough to absorb that spear!

I’ve heard those exact words before. I was part of a large crew moving a giant warehouse door. There was a 5" nail sticking out of the door, and scraping my side. With my free hand, I managed to pull it, and tossed it towards a garbage bin on the far side of the room. The head of the nail must have snagged the inside of my knuckle, for the man beside me leaned his head towards me to show me that nail, sticking out of his head.

I guess Clumsy got his point across.

Lots more practice needed….

Turtle is lucky he was wearing Beetle Bailey’s helmet.

Dodging isn’t his strong suit

An oldie but still a goodie; well-delivered line.

Either this guy needs to improve his aim, or find a new sport. And, I don’t think turtle spiking is all that sporty.

Awwww!

No problem that will buff right out!

Sometimes, collateral damage comes back to bite you.

Is this the first animal to human verbal interaction?

Your aim’s a little off.

This is the moment when someone got the idea for radial keratotomy

Clumsy with weapons… {shiver}

Who knew Clumsy has a rocket arm?

Unfortunate exspeariment.

Well, I never … use a barbed arrowhead for target practice … it’s just Neanderthalic.

“I shot an arrow into the air…”

LOL!!!

Your arrow, sir! >

Body armor is so underrated.