B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 14, 2023

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 12 months ago

    I see box turtles sorta trot, when I see one in the middle of the road I stop and try to get them across the road so they won’t get run over. They speed up and their shells hit the road, sounds ugly but you can’t catch them BUT at least they get across the raod

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    j_m_kuehl  12 months ago

    Too bad a Fox wasn’t chasing him. . .

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    Leave trotting to the mammals, reptile.

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    silberdistel  12 months ago

    And… Was it worth the effort? Maybe next time try Tölt.

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Wait until he tries galloping…

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Which do you prefer?

    Turtle Trot Dance, Turtle Trot Race, or Turtle Trot Soup?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why did the turtle cross the road?

    To get to the shell station.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why do turtles never forget?

    Because they have turtle recall.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What do you call a turtle chef?

    A slow cooker.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?

    A snapping turtle.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Do what you can don’t what you canter.

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    As long as it was a trot and not a case of the trots…

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    MailbuEd  12 months ago

    I’d like to see a turtle trot. I’ve seen a turkey trot.

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Must have been some “hype”.

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    Just-me  12 months ago

    Is a turtle that gallops a, ahem…Gallop-agos Tortoise?

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    sandpiper  12 months ago

    Exercise for a turtle? Pulling in its head and legs twice in an hour.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    It’s overrated.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago

    Did it match your expectations? Personally I find trotting jiggles the flesh too much.. but, turtles might be different.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    The “Turtle Trot”? I’ve heard of it but I’ve never even seen it, much less done it. (until now)

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    rshive  12 months ago

    Surprise!

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    LOL!

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    LKrueger41  12 months ago

    That gait doesn’t look like a trot to me. My guess it is a pace, same gait this turtle uses both fast & slow movement. But with my lack of expertise and only still images to go by, I could be wrong about this important matter. Fact check please.

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    He’s practicing his ballroom dance lesson. Next he’ll move on to the tango

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    bwswolf  12 months ago

    And ………… was the hype “RIGHT” ….. :)

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    zenyattafan  12 months ago

    When an animal is trotting, the legs move in a diagonal direction; that is, left foreleg and right hindleg move together, as do the right foreleg and left hind leg. This turtle is doing the pace, i.e., left legs move together and right legs move together.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  12 months ago

    Overrated, wasn’t it? I used to do it every now and then.

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    CitizenKing  12 months ago

    That looks not so much like a trot as a pacing gait. In a trot, a horse’s RF and LR legs would go forward as the LF and RR legs moved back. In a pace, both rights move forward as both lefts move back. That is what I see here.

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    The other day I had the trots … news at 11.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  12 months ago

    Gee, he spelled it out for you FOUR times… can’t you read? :-)

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    T...  12 months ago

    I hope it’s not “The Trots”…

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago

    Try skipping next. I heard it improves your mood

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