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Their shoes have some really good traction. Also, I know where IâM going when I leave this hotel. HEAVEN, for I know and love JESUS. When you check out, there are only 2 destinations. Heaven, or hell. Now let the hateful responses begin.
Prepare to meet your Maker. No, seriously, donât take a chance, do the research and find the way to a blessed afterlife. Seek and ye shall find. Or if not, well best wishes and good luck with that. Just a friendly suggestion.
Everyone ends up by dying to get out of here. Be joyful that you are alive. You got here without anything and you leave without anything. Appreciate the love you got and gave.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
My life doesnât come with a mini-fridge.
C over 1 year ago
⪠⍠  You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
How do I find the ice machine?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
and you canât ask for a late check out time either, though lifestyle can extend your stay somewhatâŚ
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
Or the Hotel California!
catmom1360 over 1 year ago
Food for thought.
Alexander the Good Enough over 1 year ago
No Exit.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Some people want to know when the world is going to end.
It could end for them (or you) at (almost) any time.
Imagine over 1 year ago
At first I thought the sign said âWipe a$$ on the hillâ.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Life is fatal.
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 1 year ago
As long as there is room service.
einarbt over 1 year ago
And some get room service and a silver spoon.
orinoco womble over 1 year ago
We all have an expiration date but no one can see it.
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
Has the hill gotten thinner or is it just me?
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
Our existence is a strange journey
We are guests, and our hotel is the earth
Some leave, and others come in their place
For new groups always fill in the gaps
There are some who yearn to take this journey
But there are others who fear it.
And some people are in a great hurry
But others sit by the hotel window and wait
Hotel Earth by TĂłmas GuĂ°mundsson
youtube . com / watch?v=Dwtrc-pMJpQ
(remove the spaces)
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Iâve heard some say that we live in a hologram. In some sense, I think they are right.
juicebruce over 1 year ago
Next time ask Larry Croc ;-)
win.45mag over 1 year ago
Their shoes have some really good traction. Also, I know where IâM going when I leave this hotel. HEAVEN, for I know and love JESUS. When you check out, there are only 2 destinations. Heaven, or hell. Now let the hateful responses begin.
cdward over 1 year ago
And somehow, many of us think we own the hotel room. Or even the whole hotel.
iggyman over 1 year ago
âWe are all living in a Dying Hotelâ as sung by Blood, Sweat and Tears!
Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Royal Penthouse Suite, Hotel President Wilson, Geneva, Switzerland From $123,420 per night
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
What are the mini bar and cable selections? Does the Wifi work? Bring your own soap and shampoo.
JamieLee Premium Member over 1 year ago
Are the towels kinda scratchy?
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
âEveryone thinks theyâll be the one to defeat me⌠but no oneâs escaped me yet.â
-Wolf, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Life is like a race, youâll get to the finish line eventually.
Droptma Styx over 1 year ago
So at any minute, they can just toss you out. I can see this âŚ
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
[sings] Enjoy yourself, itâs later than you think!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Prepare to meet your Maker. No, seriously, donât take a chance, do the research and find the way to a blessed afterlife. Seek and ye shall find. Or if not, well best wishes and good luck with that. Just a friendly suggestion.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Everyone ends up by dying to get out of here. Be joyful that you are alive. You got here without anything and you leave without anything. Appreciate the love you got and gave.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
I knew a guy who knew the exact date and time of his death.
A judge told him.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
What are those noisy idiots doing on the parking lot at 3 a.m.?
Wizard4168 over 1 year ago
Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
The wiseass on the hill is right!
Elder Lee Fox over 1 year ago
What would you do if you knew the âcheckout dateâ?
mindjob over 1 year ago
Iâm hoping I can upgrade to a better room
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is breakfast included?
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Think that hillâs steep enough?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Your bags should always remain packed and ready.
a swino over 1 year ago
I like Sandy Dennyâs description, and probably so does Wise A$$: âThis one-way donkey ride.â
happyainthappy over 1 year ago
LIFE IS LIKE A TOY BALLOON
YOU START IT OUT BY REACHING FOR THE MOON
YOU HUFF,YOU PUFF,YOU THINK YOUâVE WON THE RACE
THENâŚBOOM!! THE WHOLE THING BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE!
HellooooâŚRock Bottom hereâŚ..
bonob over 1 year ago
I canât help but wonder, whatâs the overall shape of Wise [banned] on the Hillâs hill?
FrancisPope123 over 1 year ago
Inspiring quite form âGreat Wise Aszâ
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
It is what it is, Pig, as they say. And as they also say, it sure beats the alternativeâŚ.