March 08, 2019
February 03, 2019
Obedience School help her learn to listen more…
Quote from the holiday special when she wanted to be Mary in the pageant “Why would Gabriel talk to you? You never listen.”
Especially when PP finds out what kind of school it is!
Sit, Stay Patty…good girl!
Going out of town would be better….
When someone takes sarcasm for altruism, it’s best to get out of town Snoopy.
Wonder if she will be wearing the collar or her pet?
That naughty Snoopster needs to be brought to heel… :D
Maybe they will train her to be an attack Patty.
“Don’t try to talk me out of it, and don’t hassle me with your sighs, Chuck!”
Hopefully, it’s not like the obedience school on “The Simpsons”.
What would her degree be in if she graduates?
Oh hey, Chuck did try to warn her. Well, now it’s all her fault. I’d blame Snoopy too, but why bother blaming a cretin for what they are?
You really can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty. She’s gonna have to find out the hard way.
“Nick-knack, Patty whack. Give that dog a bone.”
Even if she becomes a great athlete, it won’t mean anything because she’ll be competing with bio-illogical males.
If she’s starts scratching her ears with her foot, I’d leave town too
Not sure if Milk Bones will be enough to motivate her…
As Charlie Brown said in “A CB Thanksgiving”: “You can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything.”
That’s the ticket, Patty. Obedience School. Good luck to them. Doggies would be a breeze when compared to the Patricia breed.
She’ll learn to roll over and play dead. Then she’ll be rewarded with a biscuit of some kind.
One of the most important parts of training a pet is training the owner.
Oh, “NO” you don’t Snoopy ……. your going with her as her pet ……. :)
lol
Spike could use the visit, I’m certain.
She’s not a dog. Be nice.
Don’t worry Snoopy. She’ll graduate with honors and never get it.
Patti will wish she listened to Charlie.
Can’t wait for her first day.
They’ll keep thinking Patty is a dog because she chases balls at every opportunity
You’re going to have to wear pouch (somehow) that has obedience treats. Preferably bacon flavored.
You never should’ve given her that brochure, Snoopy!
But you don’t have a pet
Charles Schulz
mccollunsky 10 months ago
Obedience School help her learn to listen more…
Asharah 10 months ago
Quote from the holiday special when she wanted to be Mary in the pageant “Why would Gabriel talk to you? You never listen.”
jagedlo 10 months ago
Especially when PP finds out what kind of school it is!
ronaldspence 10 months ago
Sit, Stay Patty…good girl!
kbyrdleroy123 10 months ago
Going out of town would be better….
orinoco womble 10 months ago
When someone takes sarcasm for altruism, it’s best to get out of town Snoopy.
eced52 10 months ago
Wonder if she will be wearing the collar or her pet?
Troglodyte 10 months ago
That naughty Snoopster needs to be brought to heel… :D
win.45mag 10 months ago
Maybe they will train her to be an attack Patty.
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
“Don’t try to talk me out of it, and don’t hassle me with your sighs, Chuck!”
RussellCastine 10 months ago
Hopefully, it’s not like the obedience school on “The Simpsons”.
F-Flash 10 months ago
What would her degree be in if she graduates?
Decepticomic 10 months ago
Oh hey, Chuck did try to warn her. Well, now it’s all her fault. I’d blame Snoopy too, but why bother blaming a cretin for what they are?
Ellis97 10 months ago
You really can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty. She’s gonna have to find out the hard way.
dflak 10 months ago
“Nick-knack, Patty whack. Give that dog a bone.”
LaurelAnnHardy 10 months ago
Even if she becomes a great athlete, it won’t mean anything because she’ll be competing with bio-illogical males.
geese28 10 months ago
If she’s starts scratching her ears with her foot, I’d leave town too
WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago
Not sure if Milk Bones will be enough to motivate her…
coreym5 10 months ago
As Charlie Brown said in “A CB Thanksgiving”: “You can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything.”
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s the ticket, Patty. Obedience School. Good luck to them. Doggies would be a breeze when compared to the Patricia breed.
mindjob 10 months ago
She’ll learn to roll over and play dead. Then she’ll be rewarded with a biscuit of some kind.
Doug K 10 months ago
One of the most important parts of training a pet is training the owner.
bwswolf 10 months ago
Oh, “NO” you don’t Snoopy ……. your going with her as her pet ……. :)
Jesse Atwell creator 10 months ago
lol
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Spike could use the visit, I’m certain.
Statick 10 months ago
She’s not a dog. Be nice.
donwestonmysteries 10 months ago
Don’t worry Snoopy. She’ll graduate with honors and never get it.
JudithStocker Premium Member 10 months ago
Patti will wish she listened to Charlie.
EXCALABUR 10 months ago
Can’t wait for her first day.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
They’ll keep thinking Patty is a dog because she chases balls at every opportunity
goboboyd 10 months ago
You’re going to have to wear pouch (somehow) that has obedience treats. Preferably bacon flavored.
ajakimber425 10 months ago
You never should’ve given her that brochure, Snoopy!
Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago
But you don’t have a pet