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As my wife and I told our kids, āWeāve done things you havenāt even thought of yet. Think about that when you think you can pull one over on us.ā It was a bluff that was seldom called.
We are all born to wild adventures that eventually culminate in our death, whether we have children or not. It just takes a while to get used to the idea.
After all these years, this question only just occurred to me: Did Calvin ever acknowledge the existence of Halloween? Did he ever carve a pumpkin or go trick-or-treating?
(He regularly wears costumes, but needs no seasonal excuse for thatā¦)
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Itās for on the job training. It would be unfair to give you a head start.
codycab over 1 year ago
I doubt anyone would have a child with Calvin, so I think heāll be fine, dad.
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
Otherwise, the species would die out quick.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
The book explains how to tell when children are lying and it would be best if you didnāt know how to defeat those techniques.
STEPUP over 1 year ago
Many situations, the kid is an accident, and treated like one.
californiamonty over 1 year ago
Hey, I thought that was the whole purpose of this comic strip. :D
Alexander the Good Enough over 1 year ago
The truth is out. Calvin is an only child, and always will be, for many reasonsā¦
Myself, I snuck a peek decades ago and directly proceeded to get myself snipped. Itās taken much of the worry out of being close.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Itās a cautionary tale.
rshive over 1 year ago
Dad has read the book well.
VegaAlopex over 1 year ago
Then Iāll never know because itāll never be too late not to have one.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Nice thinking Dad. Get a dig in at the same timeā¦..
Imagine over 1 year ago
Besides, it would give Calvin an unfair advantage.
Just-me over 1 year ago
No book on raising them, but there are how to videosā¦
dflak over 1 year ago
As my wife and I told our kids, āWeāve done things you havenāt even thought of yet. Think about that when you think you can pull one over on us.ā It was a bluff that was seldom called.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I wonder if Calvin felt that little burn at the endā¦
Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago
A Book that explains everything in the world? It must be the Holy Bible!
flagmichael Premium Member over 1 year ago
We are all born to wild adventures that eventually culminate in our death, whether we have children or not. It just takes a while to get used to the idea.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
All good to keep a kid, especially Cal, guessing the answers. Makes them more cautious for a while.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
What the heck is Dad reading there, Lord of the Flies? Sheesh.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) over 1 year ago
If you donāt want kids, itās best to remember what you were like as a kid and not wanting to inflict THAT on the world.
assrdood over 1 year ago
Just like in politics!
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Calvin will now start looking through Dadās stuff. Heāll find his old Playboys, which gives half the story for making a baby.
anomaly over 1 year ago
Dad read Calvin like a book.
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
I wonder if Calvin ever learned that his old man never wanted himāeven as a tax deduction!!
mindjob over 1 year ago
If he really wants to know, he can give Dr. Spock a call
g04922 over 1 year ago
Whay should Dad give Calvin all the āsecretsā ?? LOLā¦ nice try, Calvin.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
After all these years, this question only just occurred to me: Did Calvin ever acknowledge the existence of Halloween? Did he ever carve a pumpkin or go trick-or-treating?
(He regularly wears costumes, but needs no seasonal excuse for thatā¦)
ST Joe River Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why are these not in color anymore?
blasthrough over 1 year ago
I love Calvin and Hobbes. Bill Watterson is a legend.
Palani56 over 1 year ago
My laugh for today..Never fails to amuse, I have all the books. Just fun to reread them