Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 30, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Itā€™s for on the job training. It would be unfair to give you a head start.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    I doubt anyone would have a child with Calvin, so I think heā€™ll be fine, dad.

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    JudasPeckerwood  over 1 year ago

    Otherwise, the species would die out quick.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    The book explains how to tell when children are lying and it would be best if you didnā€™t know how to defeat those techniques.

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    STEPUP  over 1 year ago

    Many situations, the kid is an accident, and treated like one.

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    californiamonty  over 1 year ago

    Hey, I thought that was the whole purpose of this comic strip. :D

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    The truth is out. Calvin is an only child, and always will be, for many reasonsā€¦

    Myself, I snuck a peek decades ago and directly proceeded to get myself snipped. Itā€™s taken much of the worry out of being close.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Itā€™s a cautionary tale.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Dad has read the book well.

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    VegaAlopex  over 1 year ago

    Then Iā€™ll never know because itā€™ll never be too late not to have one.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    Nice thinking Dad. Get a dig in at the same timeā€¦..

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Besides, it would give Calvin an unfair advantage.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    No book on raising them, but there are how to videosā€¦

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    As my wife and I told our kids, ā€œWeā€™ve done things you havenā€™t even thought of yet. Think about that when you think you can pull one over on us.ā€ It was a bluff that was seldom called.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if Calvin felt that little burn at the endā€¦

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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A Book that explains everything in the world? It must be the Holy Bible!

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    flagmichael Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We are all born to wild adventures that eventually culminate in our death, whether we have children or not. It just takes a while to get used to the idea.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    All good to keep a kid, especially Cal, guessing the answers. Makes them more cautious for a while.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What the heck is Dad reading there, Lord of the Flies? Sheesh.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  over 1 year ago

    If you donā€™t want kids, itā€™s best to remember what you were like as a kid and not wanting to inflict THAT on the world.

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    Just like in politics!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    Calvin will now start looking through Dadā€™s stuff. Heā€™ll find his old Playboys, which gives half the story for making a baby.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    Dad read Calvin like a book.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if Calvin ever learned that his old man never wanted himā€”even as a tax deduction!!

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    If he really wants to know, he can give Dr. Spock a call

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    Whay should Dad give Calvin all the ā€˜secretsā€™ ?? LOLā€¦ nice try, Calvin.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    After all these years, this question only just occurred to me: Did Calvin ever acknowledge the existence of Halloween? Did he ever carve a pumpkin or go trick-or-treating?

    (He regularly wears costumes, but needs no seasonal excuse for thatā€¦)

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    ST Joe River Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why are these not in color anymore?

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    blasthrough  over 1 year ago

    I love Calvin and Hobbes. Bill Watterson is a legend.

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    Palani56  over 1 year ago

    My laugh for today..Never fails to amuse, I have all the books. Just fun to reread them

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