Try a song from the 70s called “The Credit Card song”. I don’t know how available it is: I only heard it on one of those collection albums advertised on TV in the 80s that my grandmother actually bought.
I remember punch cards. I never coded on them. I started programming in my 40s. A lot of my friends who started before I did used the cards. Older languages had fixed positions on a line for stuff and maximum lengths for variable names because of punch cards.
Mark forgot spindle. For those from a later time. This notice was common on computer punch cards sent out as billing notices. Since damaging them meant some keyboard operator would have to punch a new card. To spindle was to stick them on a spike on your desk meant to hold rejected paperwork.
valeries Premium Member 10 months ago
Ahhh … so that’s what happens if you do!
pschearer Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s not like he wasn’t warned.
boneroller42 10 months ago
I’ve always wondered what would happen…
einarbt 10 months ago
Lio had to push it didn’t he.
Imagine 10 months ago
Should have read the fine print.
Devils Knight 10 months ago
well that escalated quickly
Ermine Notyours 10 months ago
Left over from the days of utility bills arriving on 80 column cards that have to be fed back into the machine.
SteveHL 10 months ago
Similarly,
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG FROM THIS [PILLOW/MATTRESS] UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
steveh64 10 months ago
Whoever thought that a stapler could be a weapon of mass destruction.
jagedlo 10 months ago
Lio launches Staplegeddon!
gsawyer101 10 months ago
But it is already folded so it must be disarmed
SquidGamerGal 10 months ago
WAH?! Was that paper made of uranium?!
Chris 10 months ago
it never specified why now didn’t it. :}
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
Wanna bet that’s a red stapler?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Ha! I remember those notices. Cutting off a tag on a pillow, I thought the police would arrest me. LMAO! ☺️☺️
NotMe 10 months ago
Mine says “except by consumer”. Do I have to eat it?
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Heh, heh, heh. Hm, maybe a little overboard on the “mutilate.”
NRHAWK Premium Member 10 months ago
Explains why my aunt would always follow the directions on chain letters and forward them to everyone.
enigmamz 10 months ago
Try a song from the 70s called “The Credit Card song”. I don’t know how available it is: I only heard it on one of those collection albums advertised on TV in the 80s that my grandmother actually bought.
zwilnik64 10 months ago
Lio is a little young, and the times are a little late, for him to be notified by Selective Service.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
In Lio’s world things like overkill are an unknown.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 10 months ago
He’ll be missed… or not.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s the most evil look I’ve ever seen on Lio! :)
brick10 10 months ago
You were warned……
Petemejia77 10 months ago
DOOON’T YOOOOOU BELIEVE IT?
johnhskelton 10 months ago
Nice!
xaingo 10 months ago
Dang, if that happens when you fold and staple, imagine what happens when you manipulate.
willie_mctell 10 months ago
I remember punch cards. I never coded on them. I started programming in my 40s. A lot of my friends who started before I did used the cards. Older languages had fixed positions on a line for stuff and maximum lengths for variable names because of punch cards.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
Mark forgot spindle. For those from a later time. This notice was common on computer punch cards sent out as billing notices. Since damaging them meant some keyboard operator would have to punch a new card. To spindle was to stick them on a spike on your desk meant to hold rejected paperwork.
brinlea 10 months ago
Honestly this made me LOL.