Try a song from the 70s called “The Credit Card song”. I don’t know how available it is: I only heard it on one of those collection albums advertised on TV in the 80s that my grandmother actually bought.
I remember punch cards. I never coded on them. I started programming in my 40s. A lot of my friends who started before I did used the cards. Older languages had fixed positions on a line for stuff and maximum lengths for variable names because of punch cards.
Mark forgot spindle. For those from a later time. This notice was common on computer punch cards sent out as billing notices. Since damaging them meant some keyboard operator would have to punch a new card. To spindle was to stick them on a spike on your desk meant to hold rejected paperwork.
valeries Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ahhh … so that’s what happens if you do!
pschearer Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s not like he wasn’t warned.
boneroller42 about 1 year ago
I’ve always wondered what would happen…
einarbt about 1 year ago
Lio had to push it didn’t he.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Should have read the fine print.
Devils Knight about 1 year ago
well that escalated quickly
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
Left over from the days of utility bills arriving on 80 column cards that have to be fed back into the machine.
SteveHL about 1 year ago
Similarly,
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG FROM THIS [PILLOW/MATTRESS] UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
steveh64 about 1 year ago
Whoever thought that a stapler could be a weapon of mass destruction.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Lio launches Staplegeddon!
gsawyer101 about 1 year ago
But it is already folded so it must be disarmed
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
WAH?! Was that paper made of uranium?!
Chris about 1 year ago
it never specified why now didn’t it. :}
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wanna bet that’s a red stapler?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Ha! I remember those notices. Cutting off a tag on a pillow, I thought the police would arrest me. LMAO! ☺️☺️
NotMe about 1 year ago
Mine says “except by consumer”. Do I have to eat it?
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Heh, heh, heh. Hm, maybe a little overboard on the “mutilate.”
NRHAWK Premium Member about 1 year ago
Explains why my aunt would always follow the directions on chain letters and forward them to everyone.
enigmamz about 1 year ago
Try a song from the 70s called “The Credit Card song”. I don’t know how available it is: I only heard it on one of those collection albums advertised on TV in the 80s that my grandmother actually bought.
zwilnik64 about 1 year ago
Lio is a little young, and the times are a little late, for him to be notified by Selective Service.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
In Lio’s world things like overkill are an unknown.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’ll be missed… or not.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s the most evil look I’ve ever seen on Lio! :)
brick10 about 1 year ago
You were warned……
Petemejia77 about 1 year ago
DOOON’T YOOOOOU BELIEVE IT?
johnhskelton about 1 year ago
Nice!
xaingo about 1 year ago
Dang, if that happens when you fold and staple, imagine what happens when you manipulate.
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
I remember punch cards. I never coded on them. I started programming in my 40s. A lot of my friends who started before I did used the cards. Older languages had fixed positions on a line for stuff and maximum lengths for variable names because of punch cards.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Mark forgot spindle. For those from a later time. This notice was common on computer punch cards sent out as billing notices. Since damaging them meant some keyboard operator would have to punch a new card. To spindle was to stick them on a spike on your desk meant to hold rejected paperwork.
brinlea about 1 year ago
Honestly this made me LOL.