The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 15, 2023

Serious case of “liver spots.”

He’s lost his appeel.

Old fruit!!

She wants to split!

He’s had a lot of bumps in his road.

He’s not old, he just spilled his mocha.

No point in going bananas over him.

He’s going to make a lot of bread though.

“It’s just the shadows.”

He has fully ripened and is just that much sweeter.

Daylight come and she wanna go home…

Nana’s Coffee! Yessss…

She obviously doesn’t believe that beauty is only skin deep. She’d never go out with someone who’s ugli.

A rotten trick!

He’s in Shoe Business. (Bananas make the best Slippers)

Why doesn’t he join, the almond milk, hemp hearts, and kale, “the old smoothie”

Slip, sliddin away…

The change can happen so fast …

Come to think of it, bananas don’t appear to have any seeds. It I plant a banana, will a banana tree grow?

He was a green kid back then.

One of them is nursing more than a bruised ego.

Must be the double half café late.

It’s the glasses…

Something smells ripe in here! My mother was born & raised in London England and she learned that bananas are not ripe when they are yellow, they have to be brown or even black. Seems that was the way it was when it took so long on the ship to reach England with a load of bananas.

The pictures were taken two days ago.

He’s only fit for banana bread.

He’s not getting older, he’s getting better!!!

She could always eat him…bananabalism?

He’s just too mush to handle.

I think I just saw this same cartoon a couple of weeks ago except the other banana answered the picture was taken 5 days ago

Better bread than dead.

Those aren’t age spots… First rule of Banana Fight Club, you don’t talk about Banana Fight Club.

It’s cause the picture was taken yesterday

Be ready to split the check since he’s likely on the dole.

Perfect condition, however, for my banana cream pie.

He has a very low risk of cancer though,

His profile pic was just taken yesterday.

I was green, but by the time you called me…

“Yes, we have no bananas…”

…ice floats…

Seems like there’d be a much funnier joke in there somewhere, when you combine catfishing and bananas. But I’m not getting paid to think of one, so…

That profile pic was at least a day ago