Pharmacist was explaining about my pills and I didn’t listen ’cause I was going to take two on an empty stomach with a couple of shots of bourbon anyway……
“I’m not totally satisfied with the results from these pills. I took them and auditioned for five male stripper jobs, but still nobody wants to hire me!”
You joke, but the price of my prescriptions has nearly doubled in the last year, and if prices keep rising until I hit the copay ceilings on all my meds I’ll be paying something like 125% more than I was paying this time last year. Ugh.
“Side effects may include uncontrolled itching, hives, excessive nose and ear hair growth and possibly death. Do not take it if you are allergic to this medication or any of it’s ingredients.”
Being Canadian, I don’t have that problem. Our system isn’t perfect, as many are quick to point out, but there is a comfort zone that takes your mind off that particular concern.
seanfear over 1 year ago
yeah pocket burn and staggering empty stomach
Dirty Dragon over 1 year ago
“Patients also lose tend to lose a lot of muscle mass in their forearms. And I can testify to that personally.”
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
Pharmacist was explaining about my pills and I didn’t listen ’cause I was going to take two on an empty stomach with a couple of shots of bourbon anyway……
Zykoic over 1 year ago
A very real side effect.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“I’m not totally satisfied with the results from these pills. I took them and auditioned for five male stripper jobs, but still nobody wants to hire me!”
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
I’m going to remember that one.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Med prices are very high and hard to meet. The paperwork and long waits for insurance company ok’s are worse.
scpandich over 1 year ago
You joke, but the price of my prescriptions has nearly doubled in the last year, and if prices keep rising until I hit the copay ceilings on all my meds I’ll be paying something like 125% more than I was paying this time last year. Ugh.
Just-me over 1 year ago
“Side effects may include uncontrolled itching, hives, excessive nose and ear hair growth and possibly death. Do not take it if you are allergic to this medication or any of it’s ingredients.”
Jimmyk939 over 1 year ago
Being Canadian, I don’t have that problem. Our system isn’t perfect, as many are quick to point out, but there is a comfort zone that takes your mind off that particular concern.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
same thing I ask my pharmacist -
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
“Possible stroke, thoughts of suicide, death” The side effects are MUCH worse than the ailment. Save yourself money by NOT purchasing the cure.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 1 year ago
I have pharma care, 90 day prescription $20, Cialis not covered, $17.50 each
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
This is the first, out of all the comics I’ve read today, that made me laugh out loud!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
People should not have to go bankrupt because they need medical care.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Must be a third world sh!t hole country without single payer/national health.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
“Nope, just the one.”
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? over 1 year ago
Aside from the blackouts and diarrhea, you mean?
mindjob over 1 year ago
There is also the vomiting
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
That’s bad enough……
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s not a side effect, its the primary effect!
theoldidahofox over 1 year ago
Greed rules in the pharmaceutical industry upper management tier.