Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2023

…but Thag call it “Uber-Unter-Uber-Unter.”

Cue up Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone.

I tried to get an Uber in Alabama once. They must have misunderstood me, because what showed up was a guy with seven teeth in a rusted out F-150. Turns out, it was a Goober.

Are those double overhand stopper knots or European death knots?

https://outforia.cCom/types-of-knots/

The Tenderizer.

Hey Bleeb is hiding behind a rock.

@oldpine52: And follow up with Dylan’s “Everybody Must Get Stoned”. (although the actual song title is “Rainy Day Women ♯12 & 35”)

better get paid before the trip begins

The “driver” is a mensch.

A man ahead of his time. Way, WAY too far ahead.

I call it a primitive torture device

There is a “not so fine” line between seat belts and restraints. If he can’t get off, it’s a restraint.

Me call it stupid.

Bleeb is a time traveler

Everyone’s wearing the same animal.

It’s kind of a rough ride.

Yeah but do you Lyft?

Uber hurt.

Still have some details to work.

I can see why bleeb hiding under rock…

OK genius, where does the passenger sit.

Hi, Bleeb. Are you holding a hiking stick?

Fiver boulders please! Ha love this

I’m curious…what’s the treadwear rating on paleolithic man?

Ride might be a bit bumpy!

The other folks will steal the idea and call it Lyft.