Yikes! They have stumbled into The First Church Of Cthulhu! His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”). [Sung to the tune of “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”]
I too looked up Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.
oldpine52 12 months ago
There’s something fishy about that preacher.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
He just keeps carping about sin. I wish he’d clam up.
Jonathan Lemon creator 12 months ago
I’ve haddock with this religious nonsense. There’s no sole.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
that church flounder on a grand scale…or it could spawn copy cat(fish)s
mr_sherman Premium Member 12 months ago
And the difference is????
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
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Digital Frog 12 months ago
♫Now we gather at the river….♫
SNVBD 12 months ago
Why did you think the symbol of Jesus is a fish?
blunebottle 12 months ago
So, I looked up Ephesians 6:12…
“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but…against the rulers of the darkness of this age…”
iggyman 12 months ago
With his scales, he preaches a weighty sermon!
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
Yikes! They have stumbled into The First Church Of Cthulhu! His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”). [Sung to the tune of “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”]
nosirrom 12 months ago
Give us this day our daily worms.
cdward 12 months ago
Thou shalt not krill.
Havel 12 months ago
Will their post-service movie be “The Shape of Water”?
P51Strega 12 months ago
I’m not kraken that book open, nor will I follow the Ten•tacles.
Brian Fink 12 months ago
Church of Cthulhu?
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
Those people in the front pew are thinking of making an “Exit. Us.”
cwillis 12 months ago
Seems about right.
Chief Inspector 12 months ago
Don’t listen just tuna him out
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Holy mackerel!!
Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago
Baptisms could get a little dicey.
DamnHappyChappy 12 months ago
No, they appear to be in the right Plaice.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 12 months ago
I too looked up Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.
uniquename 12 months ago
He’s a true “fisher of men” (Mark 1:17). Of course, he eats them when he catches them.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 12 months ago
Makes about as much sense as any other religion/superstition.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Must be an Eelvangelical church.
prrdh 12 months ago
As P-Towners have always said, Praise cod from whom all blessings flow.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Very clever. For tomorrow, do one about the Quran – I dare you!
Packratjohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m atheist, but I did go to church once, just for the halibut…
Ham Khan creator 12 months ago
churchoholics anon
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
From Presbyterian to pescatarian.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 months ago
Rather than a cross (the Christian torture symbol), shouldn’t this place be decorated with fishhooks?
Bilan 12 months ago
When you baptize a fish, do you raise its head above water?
SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago
Koi vey…
zeexenon 12 months ago
Developer built on a swamp, as is their money saving method. And no taxes to pay till we wise up to separation of church and state isn’t working.
T... 12 months ago
Why not, soon the Catholics will let women become priests…
gopher gofer 12 months ago
he’s got such a hectic schedule this week. he’s really swamped…