The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2023

There’s something fishy about that preacher.

He just keeps carping about sin. I wish he’d clam up.

I’ve haddock with this religious nonsense. There’s no sole.

that church flounder on a grand scale…or it could spawn copy cat(fish)s

And the difference is????

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♫Now we gather at the river….♫

Why did you think the symbol of Jesus is a fish?

So, I looked up Ephesians 6:12…

“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but…against the rulers of the darkness of this age…”

With his scales, he preaches a weighty sermon!

Yikes! They have stumbled into The First Church Of Cthulhu! His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”). [Sung to the tune of “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”]

Give us this day our daily worms.

Thou shalt not krill.

Will their post-service movie be “The Shape of Water”?

I’m not kraken that book open, nor will I follow the Ten•tacles.

Church of Cthulhu?

Those people in the front pew are thinking of making an “Exit. Us.”

Seems about right.

Don’t listen just tuna him out

Holy mackerel!!

Baptisms could get a little dicey.

No, they appear to be in the right Plaice.

I too looked up Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.

He’s a true “fisher of men” (Mark 1:17). Of course, he eats them when he catches them.

Makes about as much sense as any other religion/superstition.

Must be an Eelvangelical church.

As P-Towners have always said, Praise cod from whom all blessings flow.

Very clever. For tomorrow, do one about the Quran – I dare you!

I’m atheist, but I did go to church once, just for the halibut…

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From Presbyterian to pescatarian.

Rather than a cross (the Christian torture symbol), shouldn’t this place be decorated with fishhooks?

When you baptize a fish, do you raise its head above water?

Koi vey…

Developer built on a swamp, as is their money saving method. And no taxes to pay till we wise up to separation of church and state isn’t working.

Why not, soon the Catholics will let women become priests…

he’s got such a hectic schedule this week. he’s really swamped…