I’m reminded of a co-worker from our Boston office (I’m in NH) calling me, asking if there was a way to retrieve a document after a computer broke down. I told him of course there was, if he saved it. It was a 10-page document…and he didn’t save a single page. (This was also before the “cloud”.)
I got on an arc trainer at the gym next to two twentyish girls who were deep in conversation. To pass time, I decided to count the times they said ‘like’. I quit after five minutes and 78 ‘likes’. I couldn’t keep up!
sirbadger 8 months ago
One girl has eyelashes and the other one doesn’t. Does Paige feel insecure about her eyelashes?
einarbt 8 months ago
Try a different story. Like that you little brother decided to play video games and got rid of your paper, allegedly by mistake.
knutdl 8 months ago
Who is Ellen Feiss?
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
Next time, get AI to make up your excuses.
Wren Fahel 8 months ago
I’m reminded of a co-worker from our Boston office (I’m in NH) calling me, asking if there was a way to retrieve a document after a computer broke down. I told him of course there was, if he saved it. It was a 10-page document…and he didn’t save a single page. (This was also before the “cloud”.)
Kroykali 8 months ago
Paige is hoping her teacher “likes” her excuse.
dflak 8 months ago
Back up, Paige. I mean like back up the file.
jimmeh 8 months ago
I got on an arc trainer at the gym next to two twentyish girls who were deep in conversation. To pass time, I decided to count the times they said ‘like’. I quit after five minutes and 78 ‘likes’. I couldn’t keep up!
John Jorgensen 8 months ago
“That’s like . . . a bummer”? Wow, great punch line.
mindjob 8 months ago
By now, everything has devoured papers at one time or another
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s got to really suck when even your excuse is found to be plagiarized.
yangeldf 8 months ago
that actually was a fairly common problem computers had in the early 2000’s
asrialfeeple 8 months ago
And this is why you save your work regularly.
Katsuro Premium Member 8 months ago
I had no idea that this was an ad. I thought it was just some Internet meme.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
I’ll bet Peter tried that too.