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Can you see a Bill from congress written in stone? The ACA was 906 pages and over 11,000 pages of regulations. It was three feet high written on paper. In stone slabs? Take that to the president for a signature.
I play alto clarinet in a concert band. Sometimes we play outdoors and the wind is a real problem with the sheets of music. Stone slabs, while a bit much for our music stands, would stand up to the wind real well. Of course, I could always just get a large LED tablet and all problems would be solved, except for my bank account.
Historical sources credit the invention of paper to Cai Lun, a dignitary serving the imperial Chinese court who, in AD 105, began producing sheets of paper from scraps of old rags, tree bark and fishing nets.Apr 5, 2019
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
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Imagine over 1 year ago
Anyway, āItās written in stoneā has more weight to it than āItās written on paperā.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Use the stone tablets as paperweights
Drizzt76 over 1 year ago
Not sure if stone tablets are that much better if they still float as is shown regularly in this comicā¦
Doug K over 1 year ago
In a game of Rock Paper Wind, Wind blows paper away.
silberdistel over 1 year ago
They need to invent a clipboard.
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
Paper will never catch on.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
But stapling stone tablets together is kind of difficult.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
You can lead a guy to paper, but you canāt make him like it. Save the paper for training your wolf.
dsatvoinde Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you thought the kids have a lot of weight on their backs from their book bags nowā¦..
blakerl over 1 year ago
Can you see a Bill from congress written in stone? The ACA was 906 pages and over 11,000 pages of regulations. It was three feet high written on paper. In stone slabs? Take that to the president for a signature.
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Was that a pen or pencil?
Gent over 1 year ago
What? When is they invent paper?
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
You donāt need a paper weight if you write on the paper weight.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
The only problem is that the slabs will hurt your feet when you drop themā¦
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
Well at least with the tablets everything you write will truly be carved in stone.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Ah, yes, the fabled āPaperless Officeāā¦ āŗ
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gonna need a bigger pencil.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Evidence shows his stone tabs will float. Paper wouldnāt.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
I play alto clarinet in a concert band. Sometimes we play outdoors and the wind is a real problem with the sheets of music. Stone slabs, while a bit much for our music stands, would stand up to the wind real well. Of course, I could always just get a large LED tablet and all problems would be solved, except for my bank account.
KEA over 1 year ago
every new technology has its tradeoffs
mindjob over 1 year ago
Stone tablets will last forever. Much like radioactive waste
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yup. Soon weāll hear something similar from battery car drivers.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Youāre going to need a lot of stones to get an etch-u-cation!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 1 year ago
And that, dear children, is why it took so long for paper to catch onā¦it was too hard to catch.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
And the solution is weighty.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
Thanks be to their Creators for the tech to create paper.
Advanced cultures can create āpaperā that lasts as long as stone maybe longer.
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Historical sources credit the invention of paper to Cai Lun, a dignitary serving the imperial Chinese court who, in AD 105, began producing sheets of paper from scraps of old rags, tree bark and fishing nets.Apr 5, 2019