Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 12, 2023

Typical! You shell out for a scary ride and it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. The yolk’s on you.

How we get scrambled eggs

Where is the bread on top?

What an EGG-citing ride!!

Oh, come on! SOMEbody was going to say it

Eggshilerating or Eggsasperating, how eggsactly would you eggspress your feeling?

The test is to see how far along the ride each car(ton) can travel before they reach up and pull the lid down over themselves.

Be sure to purchase your group omelette photo at the end.

That joke cracks me up.

Love the eggs-pression on their faces.

It’s a shell game.

They better close the safety lid. They might get busted.

This is eggsactly how it’s done at my local grocery store.

You’ll all be fine. Messy, some of you, but fine.

If you don’t want to be cracked, or scrambled, hang on tight….weeeeeeeee

That’s an eggs-cellent name for a horror film

“Please stay in your seats until the ride is ova.”

There’s something fishy about the back roe.

What does this mean?

First guy in the second row is worried he might take a Humpty.

Heck, my eggs get cracked even when I pack them all alone and put them on top of everything else.

Meh. That ride isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

That egg at the switch looks like Bob, or is it Kevin? Definitely not Stuart.

So this egg roller coaster ride is where they put our eggs before we get them? It all makes sense now.

I was at a walmart a while back (not a place that I usually shop), and noticed that every single egg had a barcode on it.

Eggcellent!

An advantage to having your own chooks. Fresh omelettes this morning. With mushrooms, bell peppers, onions and sausage with hash browns on the side. MMMMMMMMM

This dozen look like fun.

Let’s go on the Scrambler next!

Bread and eggs on the bottom, then the tomatoes and peaches, then the extra large cans of baked beans & soup. Oh, don’t forget to roll the apples & peaches down down the ramp to the bagger, extra points if you can bounce them off the end rail.