Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 19, 2023

How did that Monty Python sketch go? “It doesn’t sound like we’re doing anything illegal.”

Plot twist: They’re already doing something evil: Wasting Phoebe’s time!

You could steal 2 pennies from me.

Where’s that Sphinx cat when you need it?

Evil One and Evil Two should check social media for evil ideas. For me, writing evil characters is difficult beaused evil ideas don’t come easily to me. My go to source for evil ideas is social media.

No no guy! You don’t want to think of a good evil plan! That’s counter-productive.

“I talked to a pair of evil finger-puppets today”

Evil wanna-bes.

Procrastinators!

Hey Phoebe, you got any plans for Dakota?!

Danhausen would get along great with these two.

But they’re so CUTE! I want to give them a big hug and try out the admonition, “overcome evil with good”! (Romans 12:21) I have a feeling they just need a good wash, and it will turn out they are teen spirits going through a goth phase or something like that.

Well, the metric system is already taken…so is New Coke…

They could go bug Dakota, that would be pretty evil.

eh, Minions did it first and better. LOl

I guess they are the lesser of two evils

Here’s an evil plan: Take as many items from a store in a reasonable fashion as possible, have your cashier ring them all up, let your card purposely decline, and find a “reason” to leave.

Just watch the news!

What do critters that size consider very big? Maybe the evil thing is, like, basketball-sized.

Yeah, Phoebe gets it. In terms of evil ideas, you lil’ gremlins could try selling bitcoin and NFTs, or becoming lobbyists, landlords, cops, right-wing or centrist politicians, political podcasters, youtube “pranksters”, family vloggers, religious zealots, etc.

Phoebe is seen as an expert on evil things. HOORAY!

You guys could vote Democrat in 2024.

……… Are you guys registered yet?

(Naah, doesn’t matter……….. the DNC just registers people without their knowledge and mails in votes in their names without their consent).

I just love these two. XD

They could replace all the candy with everyone’s least favorite candy, or just take all the candy so no one gets anything.

Fight a duel; with luck, they’d take each other out, but kinda hard to make that funny…

MWA-HA-HA.