Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 20, 2023

“You want to suck my WHAT?!?!”

What do ya mean I’m the wrong Blood type , It’s mostly Single Malt Scotch !

That means more candy for me.

Those gloves look like a pair of gardening gloves I have minus the sequins.

Without the beading, they look a bit like the cat grooming gloves hubby and I have.

Can I offer you a Bloody Mary? or a Bloody Harry?

“Oh, Black Tooth, you sweet dog, you. Leave that silly Soupy Sales and become my loving pet, instead! “Uuu uuu u uuu!”

https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=TCp2vCICXyI

https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=lePc0mlKtUE

I got a liquid for your diet, baby.

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More like a liquid die it.

I haven’t seen lips that shade of red since I was looking at your…um, er…

Just for the record, I am having impure thoughts; what a lovely young lady!

how about a DIFFERENT color liquid?!

Blah blah blah…..blood!

Her mouth over floweth…..☺️☺️☺️

She’s lookin’ for a Mister, but it ain’t Goodbar! ☺

This blood’s for you!

But I will accept Blood Oranges

The blood bank consultant credit made me laugh! Cool job title!

“I’ll take hers!!”

“Und I vill take YOURS. BWA HA HAAAA.”

“Are your fangs elongating or are you just happy to see me?”

“And now, let there be…lips!”

I’ll get you a mug.

A different spin on “bite me”.

Yikes.

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