Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 23, 2023

She has the Egyptian flu: she’s going to be a mummy.

Walk Like an Egyptian

Don’t know if you’re taking suggestions, but FWIW, I’m not a fan of the AI — really love what you do with the old comics.

“Mummy,

Mummy,

The sun shines east, the sun shines west,

I know where the sun shines best

Mummy,

My little mummy,

My linen’s tangled around resins gummy …”

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https://genius.Com/Al-jolson-my-mammy-lyrics

At a certain level, I suspect, gender is unimportant in relationships. Just your Koan for the Day.

Couldn’t find a guy she liked in Arizona, so she moved to Babylonia…

Impressive yield of gags today, John! Me likey.

The problem with dating a mummy is that you don’t know what you’re getting until the gender reveal.

mummy mia mummy mia

Talk about a demanding mummy….be-gauze she’s been laying around for centuries….waiting to spin out of control. Aaaaaaacckk!

Love it, John. No Felina this Halloween?

“Ragtime” – ba dup bump! ( crash )

“Tomb me or not tomb me, that is the question…”

Ragtime might be a bit new-wave for a mummy

Bet she’s really into Shibari.

Only thing scaryier than a mummy, is one who has her empty heart set on going to a TS concert.

Not a single word about flushing?

I bet she’d like Duat Lipa.

Yum.

Is she referring to Alexander’s Ragtime Band?

It’s a wrap!

I sense a genuine failure to connect

There’s a great song from this: Mummy, mummy, mummy I got love in my tummy…