Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 20, 2023

When a future Son-in-law quoted Arlo my youngest son asked “Which one?”

That’s weird.

You can drink your wine in the tub together and not be crowded. Kinda defeats the purpose.

“What’s wrong with my sister”??? Uh, Janis is gonna have Arlo thinking there’s room for THREE! :D

Has there ever been any mention of either of them having siblings? I don’t remember it.

Ain’t I always nice to your kid sister?

Don’t I take her driving every night.

ain’t I gonna take you fishing with me some day?

Can a man love a woman more than that? — Tompall Glaser

♫ Tub for two and two for tub You rub me and I’ll rub you…♫

“She’s not you.”

When a woman says “we’ll see”, it means “no”.

I did not see Arlo’s last line coming! LOL! And then Janis’ response, that’s the topper. Great comedic artistry.

Be thankful he’s not interested in his sister.. or yours, Janis!

Arlo is such a horn dog.

He mean’s his own sister.

Oh, my – is Janis thinking of spicing things up???

Same book, different page

When you have to look up the subject, the joke is too obscure.

Now you can bring her a glass of wine and join her in the tub, Arlo.

What’s a “garden tub”?

Let’s not go there…..

Is Arlo saying he can’t get turned on by Janis in a tub unless it’s outdoors?

Don’t answer that Arlo.

I’ve never head of a garden tub.

Oh boy! Stepped right into that one!

Janis has a sister? Who knew…

“Nothing. Fond memories, in fact.”

(And that was the last thing he remembers saying before awakening here in the hospital.)

Hubby and I rented a house with a pool. It was nice for a season. We decided we’d never own a pool but might like a hot tub. But we don’t have one of those either. Now we are a mile from the beach.

So is a garden tub like a mini lake for your backyard ?

Soaking in a hot tub is as good as jogging , and with the right company, more fun. >

and now it’s awkward.