Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 03, 2023

“I feel with my hands! I feel like wrapping them around your scrawny neck and twisting!”

“Okay, Mopey, how are you going to bring Montoni’s back to life?”“Easy! After I pull the stake from its heart I’ll attach electrodes to the bolts in its neck and run lightning through it! Then I’ll shout ’It’s alive! Alive!’”Then Mindy wakes up, realizes it was all a dream and kicks Mopey out of bed.

Two out of 3 strips have featured Mindy wide-eyed and questioning her sanity. We’re watching someone’s complete psychological collapse. Pro-Crankers: “Severe mental illness is FUNNY! If you don’t want watch her spend the rest of her life in an asylum, don’t read it!”

Well yeah you agreed to marry A hipster who threw out a good career because his creator doesn’t know indie comics exist….in the same week invincible season 2 is coming out

Mindy, now it’s time to barf, take off the ring, toss it at him, and run away.

She’s coming into this union with a dowry….he’s bringing a doughry.

An we’ll serve pizza and beer at our wedding reception.

Mindy, be honest with him now or you’ll really, really, REALLY regret it.

Where’s Crankshaft? Where’s wherescrankshaft?

Lying in the relationship has already begun!!!!

No one would use the same old name of a failed business, except someone with no experience in the restaurant business, no money and no future.

Dear Tom and Dan, please put an end to this nightmare and get back to Ed and friends at the diner. HINT: She awakens. It was all just a bad dream. Now on with Crankshaft.

Where’s Crankshaft?

That look of shock on Mindy’s face is the only realistic thing here: “This guy has just made a major financial decision without consulting me. He wants to revive a business that failed despite a good location and reputation? Did he bother to consult a financial advisor? What if we go broke? Bankruptcy could drag our lives down for years! And he thinks he could fall back on a career as a freelance writer? What would all that financial insecurity do to our children, assuming this bozo is competent enough to reproduce?”

even the comic that has a final ending everyday has a better storyline then this

Did he actually ask her to marry him?

Just don’t forget to breath……

Just don’t let Crankshaft anywhere near the pizza oven

This looks like a marriage made in Divorce Court.

Girl, you still have time to run away.

Why do any of you read this if all you do is moan and groan and call the cartoonist names? Doesn’t seem like any of you are enjoying it at all?

Mindy has that same weird look that Jff’s “comic book kid phantom” gets when it’s trying to get Jff to do something… like go to comic-con..

this strip is duller than watching paint dry but i cant help but keep going back to it

Haha! (＾▽＾)