Well then Pig should be downright ecstatic that he is not being bombarded with span and phasing scams and all the anxiety it causes… Is there a UPS delivery waiting or not? Click here to be immediately connected with our representative in Ghana who will take all your information.
My uncle tells of the days when answering machines were the hot newness. When he finally bought one, he was melancholy to discover he had not been missing any calls at all…
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
It’s your friends’ phones that are not working.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
life was okay before mobile devices, it really was…
Kveldulf 11 months ago
Some days I really prefer getting no messages. Not all days, just some.
BasilBruce 11 months ago
If you want your phone to ring, just go to a movie theater.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
I get a text from my dentist telling me to confirm my appt by texting us, I always reply by texting “us”, works I guess
Bilan 11 months ago
How come my phone doesn’t have a ‘Spammers Do Not Disturb’ feature?
blunebottle 11 months ago
Rat, you are a spoil sport.
B UTTONS 11 months ago
Rat’s right.
Pig has had his phone on airplane mode, and his spirits been flying high without the constant negativity.
Gent 11 months ago
Well at least them spammers is give you company Pig.
Imagine 11 months ago
That is disturbing.
markkahler52 11 months ago
Shut off your phone, close the shutters and draw the curtains. You’ll feel much better and be left with a nice drawing of the curtains…
carlosrivers 11 months ago
Aww, such a kind soul to be lonely, what’s his number and I’ll rest pig a message so he doesn’t feel so alone…
carlosrivers 11 months ago
Text pig, I meant text pig;)
Troglodyte 11 months ago
Anyone remember “So lonely” by The Police?
nicholasbonnie3 11 months ago
“Hello darkness my old friend…..”
akachman Premium Member 11 months ago
Not lonely, lucky. Emails, cals, and texts fulfill nothing but information, maybe. Go to the library, Pig, there are very nice people there.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Aww, poor guy. He needs a hug.
Ellis97 11 months ago
Now if only I could stop spammers from calling and texting me.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Well then Pig should be downright ecstatic that he is not being bombarded with span and phasing scams and all the anxiety it causes… Is there a UPS delivery waiting or not? Click here to be immediately connected with our representative in Ghana who will take all your information.
l.vaillancourt 11 months ago
My uncle tells of the days when answering machines were the hot newness. When he finally bought one, he was melancholy to discover he had not been missing any calls at all…
LKrueger41 11 months ago
Like I just said on B.C., any excuse will do if it makes you feel better.
nsaber 11 months ago
Or… turn off the phone!!
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied 11 months ago
THERE IS A ‘DO NOT DISTURB’ BUTTON?
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
Airplane mode works for Pig’s needs.
elgrecousa Premium Member 11 months ago
With his affable personality, it surprises me that Pig is lonely.
Saurischia 11 months ago
Don’t worry, be happy, Pig!
John Lamb Premium Member 11 months ago
The only callers “Do not disturb” works on are the ones you want to hear from.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
I’d rather call Pig than rat
Crumb creator 11 months ago
Who needs friends when you’ve got Rat?
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Nice try, Pig. But Rat doses your parade with a torrential downpour of harsh Reality….