Pickles by Brian Crane for November 01, 2023

Probably not, Earl. Probably not…

Roscoe knows better!

My goal is to make it through all Calvin and Hobbes comics.

Count those numbered days in binary, Earl, and it’ll seem lots longer.

Roscoe is right. Earl bores everybody.

This could be the last time Clyde wakes up on a park bench.

I love Roscoe’s thought!

Roscoe makes this strip today!

Sometimes I feel the same way Earl!

Everyone’s days are numbered.

With some concerted practice, Earl could have a second career as a hypnotist.

Any day you wake up gonna be a good day!

When I think about how tiny the Earth is in relation to the universe, my numbered days seem, I don’t know, insignificant.

This could be the last time.

This could be the last time.

May be the last time I don’t know.

Yes way, Roscoe!

… or you could be the one who gets bored to death.

Roscoe has got to be the best observer of the human condition.

I think I’ve bought my last car…

Don’t give up, Earl. You can be boring anywhere.

Don’t worry Earl…… there will be PLENTY more.

Falling asleep is easy when you’re old. Unless it’s your actual bedtime. Personal experience.

Nice to see Roscoe using his voice!

It’s always good to discover your prime talent, even late in life.

Let me wake my wife up to show her this…

Which explains Earl why so many people complain about their boring lives. At any age today could be your last day, so live everyday as if it were your last day and get the most out of life.

Does that apply to getting up in the middle of the night to take a pee?

Jokes aside, Earl is right about how old age affects your outlook on life.

I Identify with the scientific hypothesis put forth by the speaker in this strip AND can totally process the posture of the listener with factual testing.

Once you have mastered it, consider quelling riots and wars.

Ha! Good to remember the next time you’re cleaning the toilets!

We all agree Roscoe, but maybe Earl will strip naked and dance like a Russian ballerina.

I agree with Roscoe.

Your right Roscoe ……. it “WON’T” be the last time …… :)

The same is true from the day you are born. The trick is to find plenty of “first time in your life” experiences to keep you going.

Good boy, Roscoe…good boy!

I had one of those “last time I’ll do that” moments, when I sold my Harley that I bought almost 10 years ago. At 74, the older I got, the heavier it got.