Herman by Jim Unger for November 08, 2023

I could’ve told him that much without having laid eyes on him.

Give her the money instead.

She is right 0.99999973768 out 1.0 right.

20% of the time, she’s right 100% of the time

“Buy a decent nail care kit, instead.”

Good advice, except that it’s costing him 20 bucks.

You don’t need a psychic to tell you something like that. You just need some good old fashion common sense.

“Save it and give it to me for an enhanced reading.”

He had to pay her to figure that out?

Played the lottery 1 time – nothing. Played Las Vegas slots 1 time – nothing. Played poker with pals 1 time – nothing. I can take a hint.

Good general advice.

I had a realistic dream about winning the lottery one night so I bought a ticket the next day. I proved that dreams are not the same as reality.

If he hadn’t paid 20 bucks and had her mumbo-jumbo over his hand, he probably wouldn’t listen.

“…and forget about buying any 5-year magazine subscriptions.”

I remember when the lottery first started in our state. A friend was in the checkout line when the perky checker asked him if he wanted to buy a ticket. His response: “No, I’m exempt from the stupidity tax.”

Surprisingly rational advice from a fraudster.

Good advice…..

“You’ll be dead by then. By the way no more credit pay up NOW.”

So I take it you know the right numbers.

I think the Seer just improved her odds of winning!

Only takes one to win