Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 27, 2023

First comment??? :)

So, content: Use a special flossing handle – much easier to reach in there!

This needs a Don Martin sound effect …may I suggest …

“SPROiNGDOiNK” …?

( actually his rendition of a mechanical boxing glove )

Four out of five readers don’t have the sufficient warped sense of humor required to embrace the lameness.

Those of us, – the few, the proud, the frozen, – revel in the ridiculous, celebrate the cerebral comedy, and delight is the dadaism of Frog Applause.

Dental tip: if you run out of floss, you can use punchline.

The hobby-horse and hobby-pig got to talking

How readers eschewed “Frog Applause” to Follow.

HORSE: “I think the main reason readers are balking

Is the illogical connections are oft hard to swallow.

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“The cartoonist herself seems to draw pictures insane,

Why can’t she paste images of Bluebirds and Flowers?

And the comments that follow are mainly inane,

As if spoken by that Basil who runs Fawlty Towers!”

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PIG: “Being a cynic by nature, I must disagree —

As a species that provides mainly pork chops and bacon

I claim Life is bizarre to exponential Infinity.

In short, Dear Horse, you’re quite surely mistaken!

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The tone of discussion made it more of a squabble,

As back and forth sharp words like darts were flung!

To settle the matter seemed nearly improbable

And a black cloud with lightning above the two hung.

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I’m right and you know it! / No, you’re clearly not right!

The horse and the pig went on and on, sans consensus,

Until Pig blew his stack and his head flew into the sky,

Way beyond Earth, to form the star group of “Pigasus”!

A shoutout to da Blog for “ Light at the end of the frog” and to Randy_B for exposing himself yet again …! lol

All I can say is “Holey (sic) Crapoli” …⁉️

( we’ve all been interrobanged … again )

Well, it seems the pig’s heart is in the right place, although its head is no longer attached to it. And what do dentists know about humor anyway? Their reliance on laughing gas indicates we should discount their opinion. Discount it right out the door.

“Zing went the strings of my heart.”

Mouth’s in ahaaa, overhead a dentist with garlic breath drills and picks the day away.

Pickette Beer, five senses and floreide rinces.

This little piggy busted a move right of the comic strip.

Cute, relatable characters. (Marketable! ☀)

Predictable story lines.

Standardized jokes.

Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla . . .

☀ The little toothy monster throw pillows are still a viable option.

If your demographic is flossers, that seems like a good thing!

I floss after every Frog Applause. See, ADA, it’s good for you!

Four out of five readers are actually scraping bots, so I wouldn’t worry about it.

Win the game horse, or pig, in a friendly basketball shootout.

Go in for the kill with a game of FROG.

((((((((((( BOING)))))))))(((((((((( BOING))))))))))

Let’s not lose our heads…..that’s bacon ya know!

…well…

…this bites…

…but we know the drill…

…smile and spit…

…floss…

…gargle…

…read Frog Applause at your own risk…

The ADA should mind its own business, which I assume has a toothsome quality.

Meanwhile, readership of FROG APPLAUSE is loyal and devoted (and demented, but that’s another issue). Not mere 80%ers. And what’s more, it flosses faithfully every morning, noon, and night! So, while I appreciate the spring in your step (or neck), Piggy, come home! Get back down to your pole perch across from the inquisitive Red Pony and get serious about this interview. Froglandia is counting on you!

I think I feel a cavity coming on.

Well, I’m sold. I’m investing in floss futures as we speak.

Horse and pig head decorative flossing handles. Bound to be a big hit for tickling the ivories.

proud to be among the fifth readers…

If readers hate this comic strip, then why are they reading it? You can please some of the readers all of the time…you know the rest.

Trolling for love repels it. Practice apathy.

The Z in nozey, black roses for new readers. Put your readers on if you need them.

…aaah…

…the good old days when the Froglandia faithful had to wait weeks for a new Frog Applause…

Our favorite cartoonist was thinking out of the box for this one.

I just jumped in

to see what condition my lame addiction was in …!

statistics plastictis

Pink Floyd will tour again, When Pigs Can Fly.

Canned Ham thrown out the window.

re: Randy B and Frog Blog:

Another idea swiped from the Frog Applause Appreciation Society or Failure To Timely Share?

8-13-2023:

https://tinyurl [DOT ] com/bug-escape

https://www [ DOT ] tumblr [ DOT ] om/frogapplauseappreciationsociety/tagged/Share%20the%20LAME

…Ada, Ohio is home to Ohio Northern University…

…but it is not northern…

…but rather west central…

…they are the Polar Bears…

…at least they have that sort of correct…

…the wind whips through campass in the mist of the coldest winter …

…colder than Art Modell’s soul…

…the wind turbines used to be unique to the area…

…but farms of them are around there more and more…

…in the flatlands of Ohio …where the deers and raccoons splat…

…on the dark highways…

Time for Jipordee…

.. Pigs tail… For 80.

Answer…Curly

Question… What stooge has dental floss hanging on bottom?

There’s no need for readers to be pigheaded about Frog Applause!

Frog Applause, the nitrous oxide of comics.