B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 13, 2023

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    oldthang  over 1 year ago

    That oughta do it!

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    Do forget to take your baby rattle

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    Ahuehuete  over 1 year ago

    She might just club you even harder!

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    jpsomebody  over 1 year ago

    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    Have a heart and give him his diamonds before she clubs him and buries him with a spade. Go on and be a card and not a joker



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    kbyrdleroy123  over 1 year ago

    Trying to imitate a dangerous reptile?

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    Deja then.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You could try and look like a Green Mamba, and live in trees. Or maybe a Black Mambas, they live on the ground. Eastern Diamond Backs are native to the U.S. South and Southeast. And are the largest of the rattlesnakes. The Western Diamond Back to Northern Mexico and the U.S. Southwest.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    If you’re gonna get clubbed anyway, best to make some drama out of the situation.

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    silberdistel  over 1 year ago

    Will the tatoo stay? I mean because snakes change their skin every now and then.

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    phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Shedding = repeat business for that tattoo parlor.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    I once found a snake in our front yard that looked much like the one in the strip (completely green). I picked it up and it wrapped itself about three times around my arm. I took it inside and said “Mom! Look what I found!” You don’t need diamonds to scare people.

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    gokar n t fa  over 1 year ago

    “A Broad”. How 1950’s.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Can’t wait to see how that turns out


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    rockyridge1977  over 1 year ago

    Trying to make “Diamonds are for ever”!!!!!

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nah, she’ll just use a longer club, and be more thorough with it.

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    elbow macaroni  over 1 year ago

    Sexist

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    MailbuEd  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised the PC editors allowed the ‘Broad’ term. She use to be called the ‘Fat Broad’ but I haven’t seen them use that name in a long time. Plus it probably won’t scare her
 just give her a target to aim at.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    That won’t work. She’s a champ with that club.

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    Appearing to be venomous won’t stop her from clubbing you.

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    mfrasca  over 1 year ago

    Well the story of my life is written on my skin

    The people that I love and the places I’ve been

    Its like a map to my soul that grows more each day

    The lines may get blurred but they won’t go away

    Bad Tattoos

    Lord knows I got a few

    Its just where I happened to be and what I wanted to do

    —Edward David Anderson

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    davidlwashburn  over 1 year ago

    Just remember that big club she’s been known to carry


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    michael3114  over 1 year ago

    I love the nod to her original name.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 1 year ago

    I thought he might opt for clubs or spades. Hearts would be too mushy.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 1 year ago

    It is unhealthy to scare her
.or be seen by her.

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    viniragu  over 1 year ago

    Love it !!!

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Pal, you need a rattle too 
 a transplant in your future?

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    To look like a black mamba, you’ll need a tongue tattoo

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think Fat Broad will even flinch. But you can try!

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    Grover St. Clair  over 1 year ago

    “Never call chicks broads.” ~~ RJ Fletcher, “UHF”

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    Cathy P.  over 1 year ago

    Where’s Jason when we need him?

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    WentHulk  over 1 year ago

    Not a good idea.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Why would he want diamonds on his ar5e?

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