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You could try and look like a Green Mamba, and live in trees. Or maybe a Black Mambas, they live on the ground. Eastern Diamond Backs are native to the U.S. South and Southeast. And are the largest of the rattlesnakes. The Western Diamond Back to Northern Mexico and the U.S. Southwest.
I once found a snake in our front yard that looked much like the one in the strip (completely green). I picked it up and it wrapped itself about three times around my arm. I took it inside and said âMom! Look what I found!â You donât need diamonds to scare people.
Iâm surprised the PC editors allowed the âBroadâ term. She use to be called the âFat Broadâ but I havenât seen them use that name in a long time. Plus it probably wonât scare her⊠just give her a target to aim at.
oldthang over 1 year ago
That oughta do it!
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Do forget to take your baby rattle
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
She might just club you even harder!
jpsomebody over 1 year ago
Diamonds are a girlâs best friend.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Have a heart and give him his diamonds before she clubs him and buries him with a spade. Go on and be a card and not a jokerâŠâŠ
kbyrdleroy123 over 1 year ago
Trying to imitate a dangerous reptile?
eromlig over 1 year ago
Deja then.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
You could try and look like a Green Mamba, and live in trees. Or maybe a Black Mambas, they live on the ground. Eastern Diamond Backs are native to the U.S. South and Southeast. And are the largest of the rattlesnakes. The Western Diamond Back to Northern Mexico and the U.S. Southwest.
rshive over 1 year ago
If youâre gonna get clubbed anyway, best to make some drama out of the situation.
silberdistel over 1 year ago
Will the tatoo stay? I mean because snakes change their skin every now and then.
phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Shedding = repeat business for that tattoo parlor.
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
I once found a snake in our front yard that looked much like the one in the strip (completely green). I picked it up and it wrapped itself about three times around my arm. I took it inside and said âMom! Look what I found!â You donât need diamonds to scare people.
gokar n t fa over 1 year ago
âA Broadâ. How 1950âs.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Canât wait to see how that turns outâŠ
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Trying to make âDiamonds are for everâ!!!!!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nah, sheâll just use a longer club, and be more thorough with it.
elbow macaroni over 1 year ago
Sexist
MailbuEd over 1 year ago
Iâm surprised the PC editors allowed the âBroadâ term. She use to be called the âFat Broadâ but I havenât seen them use that name in a long time. Plus it probably wonât scare her⊠just give her a target to aim at.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
That wonât work. Sheâs a champ with that club.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Appearing to be venomous wonât stop her from clubbing you.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Well the story of my life is written on my skin
The people that I love and the places Iâve been
Its like a map to my soul that grows more each day
The lines may get blurred but they wonât go away
Bad Tattoos
Lord knows I got a few
Its just where I happened to be and what I wanted to do
âEdward David Anderson
davidlwashburn over 1 year ago
Just remember that big club sheâs been known to carryâŠ
michael3114 over 1 year ago
I love the nod to her original name.
ChazNCenTex over 1 year ago
I thought he might opt for clubs or spades. Hearts would be too mushy.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 1 year ago
It is unhealthy to scare herâŠ.or be seen by her.
viniragu over 1 year ago
Love it !!!
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Pal, you need a rattle too ⊠a transplant in your future?
mindjob over 1 year ago
To look like a black mamba, youâll need a tongue tattoo
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I donât think Fat Broad will even flinch. But you can try!
Grover St. Clair over 1 year ago
âNever call chicks broads.â ~~ RJ Fletcher, âUHFâ
Cathy P. over 1 year ago
Whereâs Jason when we need him?
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Not a good idea.
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Why would he want diamonds on his ar5e?