In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly happen.
Nicely done! (and the wind isn’t going to do anything to that hair)
Ann O’Mometer speaks in vane about the wind.
She has someone to break wind for her. Wind Break the Rake, such a ladies man.
I could rule the universe if I had enough hair spray.
The wind won’t wind her up. Not even breaking wind.
“We guarantee our hairstyles to hold together up to Mach 2 in a wind tunnel.”
Pik, comb, brush, and others, is that her real color? And what up with no grey?
Wind alarm ladies, put in places men may not know of. Bbutt, men need an ovulation watch at the right moment and movement.
You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
She gets like that after taking a Beano.
With enough hairspray, no wind stands a chance.
everyone knows it’s Windy…
…Breezy Jones was easy to get along with…
…her sisters ,Wendy & Gale got consistently harder to put up with…
…as a lyricist, Taylor Swift is hard to match…
…but her persona creeps me out…
…never a hair out of place…
…Barbie doll figure…
…I could swear she’s an android…
…an AI…
…reminds me of Bert Convy…
…how can someone perceptually perfect…
…write such lyrics about being imperfect?…
…it reminds me of the old commercial…
…don’t hate me because I’m beautiful…
..but maybe this is why she is so popular…
…talented…
…hard working…
…putting up a good front…
…even when she’s screwed over by people she’s trusted…
…suddenly…
…I’ve realized I know more about Taylor Swift than I thought I did…
…or to care to admit that I’ve thought I did…
…maybe, I’m the soulless robot…
…being programed for Dog knows what reasons…
…but I do dream of electric sheep…
… FUDGE …
…and all this time I thought Decker was human…
…and I thought never having a hair out of place was the dead give away…
…maybe that’s why the used Yul Brynner…
She’s prepared. She’s wearing a hard hat.
Her hair could withstand a wind speed fast enough to keep Charlie Brown’s kite aloft.
Permanent expression and shallow breathing through the teeth betrays the Aquanet.
Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man.
Bionic Man can run sixty mph and not have a hair out of place!
❤️ Wonder Woman was feeling the love. ❤️
That’s a wig! (Thank you, Betty White (??))
Yea, tho I walk in the valley of ill winds . . .
A magic helmet! Never mind the wind, it should be able to call down lightning against wabbits!
(What’s Opera, Doc?)
Helmet Hair…
The wind is never gonna move one strand
She uses Aqua Net!
What makes me cringe is that I remember dating girls with do’s like that!
Definitely couldn’t run your fingers through their hair – you ran the risk of getting your hand stuck or breaking a finger.
Just be careful around an open flame.
The wind cannot undo what 3 cans of lacquer has fixed.
“Is it windy? I hadn’t noticed.”
helmet hair
Aqua Net®
Didn’t she star in “As the Wind Passes”?
Hairspray and potato guns can be fun too …!
Jimmy Johnson’s dream girl.
I had a motorcycle helmet just like that
Everyone is cool with wind, until you pass it.
perezol lather
Anyone who thinks there is no such thing as an ill wind, has never met my grandpa Joe.
It’s an ill wind that blows such scent!
hey now, my mom had hair like that!
Yup. No fears, with a full can of hair spray in there! —Except that I do fear for your comb and brush, which may not be able to handle their usual jobs….
Helmet Hold like nobody’s business.
Probably has a high ballistic rating as well.
Nice hair.
Sham and poo poo.
Wash the stuck up Dirty Harry, and his harden felon.
Pareil qu’avant.
The GoCreator party went long last night …?
…the politician promised to build a moat around Froglandia…
…the old wind bag…
…it blew an ill wind when he said that he’d make Doo-Doo- Doonesbury pay for it…
…for most people, anyway the wind blew was alright for them…
…but you don’t spit into the wind in Froglandia and call it rain…
…that’ll cause a whirlwind of uproar around these parts…
…well…
…the politician got demoted to a tropical storm…
…and the wind cried, Mary…
…and the only thing left was a stiff breeze of agitation…
Day 2. Ol’ Helmet Hair is still here. And still formidable!
Superfrog about 1 year ago
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly happen.
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Nicely done! (and the wind isn’t going to do anything to that hair)
Bill Thompson about 1 year ago
Ann O’Mometer speaks in vane about the wind.
tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago
She has someone to break wind for her. Wind Break the Rake, such a ladies man.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
I could rule the universe if I had enough hair spray.
Imagine about 1 year ago
The wind won’t wind her up. Not even breaking wind.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“We guarantee our hairstyles to hold together up to Mach 2 in a wind tunnel.”
*Hot Rod* about 1 year ago
Pik, comb, brush, and others, is that her real color? And what up with no grey?
Wind alarm ladies, put in places men may not know of. Bbutt, men need an ovulation watch at the right moment and movement.
You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
She gets like that after taking a Beano.
The Old Wolf about 1 year ago
With enough hairspray, no wind stands a chance.
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
everyone knows it’s Windy…
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…Breezy Jones was easy to get along with…
…her sisters ,Wendy & Gale got consistently harder to put up with…
…as a lyricist, Taylor Swift is hard to match…
…but her persona creeps me out…
…never a hair out of place…
…Barbie doll figure…
…I could swear she’s an android…
…an AI…
…reminds me of Bert Convy…
…how can someone perceptually perfect…
…write such lyrics about being imperfect?…
…it reminds me of the old commercial…
…don’t hate me because I’m beautiful…
..but maybe this is why she is so popular…
…talented…
…hard working…
…putting up a good front…
…even when she’s screwed over by people she’s trusted…
…suddenly…
…I’ve realized I know more about Taylor Swift than I thought I did…
…or to care to admit that I’ve thought I did…
…maybe, I’m the soulless robot…
…being programed for Dog knows what reasons…
…but I do dream of electric sheep…
… FUDGE …
…and all this time I thought Decker was human…
…and I thought never having a hair out of place was the dead give away…
…maybe that’s why the used Yul Brynner…
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
She’s prepared. She’s wearing a hard hat.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Her hair could withstand a wind speed fast enough to keep Charlie Brown’s kite aloft.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Permanent expression and shallow breathing through the teeth betrays the Aquanet.
*Hot Rod* about 1 year ago
Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man.
Bionic Man can run sixty mph and not have a hair out of place!
❤️ Wonder Woman was feeling the love. ❤️
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
That’s a wig! (Thank you, Betty White (??))
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yea, tho I walk in the valley of ill winds . . .
Randy B Premium Member about 1 year ago
A magic helmet! Never mind the wind, it should be able to call down lightning against wabbits!
(What’s Opera, Doc?)
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Helmet Hair…
The wind is never gonna move one strand
She uses Aqua Net!
Linguist about 1 year ago
What makes me cringe is that I remember dating girls with do’s like that!
Definitely couldn’t run your fingers through their hair – you ran the risk of getting your hand stuck or breaking a finger.
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Just be careful around an open flame.
gigagrouch about 1 year ago
The wind cannot undo what 3 cans of lacquer has fixed.
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
“Is it windy? I hadn’t noticed.”
charles9156 about 1 year ago
helmet hair
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 1 year ago
Aqua Net®
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 year ago
Didn’t she star in “As the Wind Passes”?
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Hairspray and potato guns can be fun too …!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Jimmy Johnson’s dream girl.
Crumb creator about 1 year ago
I had a motorcycle helmet just like that
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Everyone is cool with wind, until you pass it.
Ham Khan creator about 1 year ago
perezol lather
6turtle9 about 1 year ago
Anyone who thinks there is no such thing as an ill wind, has never met my grandpa Joe.
Linguist about 1 year ago
It’s an ill wind that blows such scent!
The Tooninator creator about 1 year ago
hey now, my mom had hair like that!
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Yup. No fears, with a full can of hair spray in there! —Except that I do fear for your comb and brush, which may not be able to handle their usual jobs….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 1 year ago
Helmet Hold like nobody’s business.
Probably has a high ballistic rating as well.
Jml58 about 1 year ago
Nice hair.
*Hot Rod* about 1 year ago
Sham and poo poo.
Wash the stuck up Dirty Harry, and his harden felon.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Pareil qu’avant.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
The GoCreator party went long last night …?
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…the politician promised to build a moat around Froglandia…
…the old wind bag…
…it blew an ill wind when he said that he’d make Doo-Doo- Doonesbury pay for it…
…for most people, anyway the wind blew was alright for them…
…but you don’t spit into the wind in Froglandia and call it rain…
…that’ll cause a whirlwind of uproar around these parts…
…well…
…the politician got demoted to a tropical storm…
…and the wind cried, Mary…
…and the only thing left was a stiff breeze of agitation…
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Day 2. Ol’ Helmet Hair is still here. And still formidable!