Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2023

So “Rar” means “star”, huh?

I save my like button presses for the truly worthy. Someone has to have standards.

It’s good to set goals!

Only a few have ever earned the fifth Rar. It’s very rar…I mean rare.

Life Goals:

A fifth rar from Todd

The four legs of an EGOT

Three Michelin stars

Two Presidential Medals of Freedom (one each)

And the Nobel Prize for Comedy.

Rar,rar,rar,, sounds like a cheer!

Always aim high. Unless it’s a zombie.

I am now waiting for one of Dana’s more musically inclined fans to create the Phoebe & Marigold song

Lots of RARs, but no PARs. I hope none of the RARs are missing

I am Groot.

Seems an off order for the billing within the song. Marigold was good with this?

A fifth rar from Todd would in fact be a rar-ity. Darling!

Phoebe and Marigold sittin’ by a tree (stump)

S-I-N-G-I-N-G (sump’)

Good on Todd for not using friendship bias to rate his friends’ song’s composition! Considering he’s a refined musician himself, he’s far more experienced in the field of songwriting than Phoebe and her Unicorn.

Happy to see that Todd doesn’t use the IGN scoring system.

Yay, Todd!

This is their first song. 4/5 is great! And if it were 5/5 now, it would just put pressure on to make sure every song was just as good.

Everyone’s a critic.

Have I mentioned…OK, just the record: I just LOVE Todd the Candy Dragon. More Todd, More Todd!!!!

Fine does mean very good. The ironic pre-teen use has muddied the water.

IDK they made battery-powered keyboards with speakers…

I saw the punchline coming and I still laughed. That’s a good comic.